CIRCLE HO'S!
yo. what up, my fine fine ljers? welcome to the classy restaurant du alexandra. i got some fresh gossip for y'all on the menu today.
to start with, we have a small platter of dmv is a liar.
we also have a spring salad with dressing of beth from pa.
there is a delicate wedding, which is a light soup served with croutons and lettuce.
last but not least, we have a savory joining the army, which includes an optional bread basket.
(all apetizers are cheap as free)
ON TO THE SPECIALS!
today we have a fine avery loves a girl, served with Carrots, Avocados, Spinach, Endive, Yam, and just a Sprig Of Uber Luscious Salvia. (1 dolla)
also, we have a smoky kelsey loves a boy, which is caleb served over a bed of steamed dolph. (1 dolla)
unfortunately, we have run out of the poached salmon eggs, but if you would like to bring in a fresh catch, please do submit it to our chef, chef sasha, who will be more than happy to prepare it for you and serve it to you on a fabulous gold platter.
now, please welcome our musical guest of the night, DJ LEXALICIOUS!
uh huh. yeah. check it.
yo!
i be stormin the apartment like i got a rhino on my ass
be runnin cross the bar
i dont mind no broken glass
y'all better stay clear of my path fo' sho'
or i be kickin yo ass, uh huh, fo' sho'
my man avery
yo
you betta watch out
if you break that girls heart
i'll show you what pain is about
shes my homegirl
my friend
my q to the t
you betta be good with her
or you betta watch out for me
i dont pull no punches
i dont fake bein a thug
y'all know what im about
im like a bug in the rug
you betray me
yo, i'll lay the big smack down
i dont got no problem chasin you outa town
so just watch yo mouth
watch your hands and your parts too
you fuck this shit up
and i'll be comin for you
to start with, we have a small platter of dmv is a liar.
we also have a spring salad with dressing of beth from pa.
there is a delicate wedding, which is a light soup served with croutons and lettuce.
last but not least, we have a savory joining the army, which includes an optional bread basket.
(all apetizers are cheap as free)
ON TO THE SPECIALS!
today we have a fine avery loves a girl, served with Carrots, Avocados, Spinach, Endive, Yam, and just a Sprig Of Uber Luscious Salvia. (1 dolla)
also, we have a smoky kelsey loves a boy, which is caleb served over a bed of steamed dolph. (1 dolla)
unfortunately, we have run out of the poached salmon eggs, but if you would like to bring in a fresh catch, please do submit it to our chef, chef sasha, who will be more than happy to prepare it for you and serve it to you on a fabulous gold platter.
now, please welcome our musical guest of the night, DJ LEXALICIOUS!
uh huh. yeah. check it.
yo!
i be stormin the apartment like i got a rhino on my ass
be runnin cross the bar
i dont mind no broken glass
y'all better stay clear of my path fo' sho'
or i be kickin yo ass, uh huh, fo' sho'
my man avery
yo
you betta watch out
if you break that girls heart
i'll show you what pain is about
shes my homegirl
my friend
my q to the t
you betta be good with her
or you betta watch out for me
i dont pull no punches
i dont fake bein a thug
y'all know what im about
im like a bug in the rug
you betray me
yo, i'll lay the big smack down
i dont got no problem chasin you outa town
so just watch yo mouth
watch your hands and your parts too
you fuck this shit up
and i'll be comin for you