1) I am ... possibly too immensely amused by the fact that the judges just got their asses handed to them by a guy they insisted on calling a "dark horse" because he seemed, to them, to come out of nowhere because they spent four months being too busy calling the show for someone else to pay attention to him until America shoved him in their faces. Where's your expertise NOW, judges?
2) OMG, they are going to have to do something about that song. They cannot POSSIBLY let that be Allen's first single. It continues to sound awful. Seriously, they're not going to make him do that, are they? They CAN'T. (And did you see both he and Lambert laugh at the fact that he was going to have to sing that awful song that he sounds so bad singing? They laughed when Seacrest announced it.)
Overall, I am amused. I mean, it's not like I could take this seriously after that sideshow that they turned the Kris/Adam duet into. I mean ... I wasn't supposed to take that seriously, was I?
And now, bed, for to be up at ass o'clock in the a.m. Thanks for tacking on that extra seven minutes, Ryan. That was totally necessary. For values of necessary that = completely pointless.