What a pretty mess

[lewis_juliette]

I accidentally poked myself in the eye last night, and today it's all swollen. And you know what? It's kind of sexy--in a side show circus freak kind of way, I mean. You know, like the original Hilton sisters, the conjoined twins who could sing, play instruments and romance a man all at the same time!

So, I'm thinking, does anyone want to take a poke at the other one? If not, I can make you want to.