Yes, yet another Anti-OTP post.

[lewd_spirit]

*what else would he be doing besides looking sexy?*

*yeah. this is awfully creative.*

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[permanent_blur]

*-- well, then sexiness must not go unobserved -- in the name of scientific progress, at all -- so stops and doesn't exactly stare, but looks rather innocently at belial* well hullo, there.

[lewd_spirit]

*isn't used to being approached (most people have learned to avoid him by now), so he blinks in surprise for a split-second, and then offers a charming smile*

Hello, indeed. And who might you be?

[permanent_blur]

*doesn't have half the sense he needs to be avoiding anyone -- so only smiles back, very sweetly* well, there are a few people i might be, i suppose. i might be rosencrantz, or i might be guildenstern -- or i might've got confused again and ended up as hamlet. i'm mostly rosencrantz now, though, i think. but who are you? *still smiling* definitely?

[lewd_spirit]

*stares for a moment, with an 'is this person for real?' sort of expression on his face*

-- I'm Belial. Demon of Lies and Seduction. And sodomy, but my typist never lets me add that epithet on.