Mom told me a story today;
this morning, the cat tried to jump in bed with her. Mom’s bed is about two feet off the ground, raised on the metal frame so there’re a good six inches below in which stuff shit instead of cleaning up. The cat, being crosseyed and an utter spaz, rose up on his hindlegs to see over the bed and judge the distance, and then poised and leapt. His eyes were level with Mom’s (where she was laying on the bed), and then he reached out with his front paw. Except that he missed the bed by a good foot. So down he went, and he didn’t even land on his feet. Mom heard him tumble around underneath the bed for a second and then tear his way out. She reached down and scooped him up; he was shocky and freaked out, jumping at noises, like, what just happened, did you just move the bed to fuck with me? LOL my fail!cat is full of fail.
Uh, so. Pushing Daisies. I’ve now seen the whole cut-short first season. Can I say, FUCK YES. Even with the hyper-femininity. They talk so quickly and so… twisty-like. There is witty repartee, you guys. And NED.
(Speaking of, I went and saw a band called The Reel in concert a few days ago, and the guitarist was Lee Pace about ten years ago. It was odd. Lee Pace in character as Ned, even. He kept his shoulders up and didn’t look out at the crowd at all! He only opened his eyes if he was facing the rest of his band! He turned his toes in, Jesus Christ. It was his setlist that I sidled up and nabbed, later, during soundcheck for the next band. That was a good night.)
And, while I’m babbling, why not spread my legs a bit:
I’m offering two podfics and three fics. Bid if you want, or just bolster my confidence or something. :D?