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Mar 09, 2009 22:24

( I seem to be having a lot of domestic shenanigans, lately. )

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krisd81 March 10 2009, 08:38:56 UTC

Ahahaahahahahahahahaha! Oh God. You really put your cat to shame, didn't you? He'll be embarrassed about it for weeks.

Or he would be, if he understood the concept of shame.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 08:41:08 UTC

Oh, he knows. He carries our judgment on his shoulders. He slinks around with his tail low to the ground.

Also, he sheepishly tries to make reparations by submitting to our torment affection.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 08:46:44 UTC

LOLOLOL Okay then. As long as he endures the consequences of his actions.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 08:48:11 UTC

Just like that crime against God beautiful creature in your icon is enduring hers?

Oh Jesus tell me it's a 'her'.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 08:50:46 UTC

I try to avoid labeling it with this or that sex.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 08:52:26 UTC

But it's certainly been HAVING sex, am I right? Hey-oh!

It's a joke.

Laugh.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 08:55:55 UTC

*LAUGHING*

You bullied me into laughing. Are you happy now? Heh.

No, I'd laugh on my own. I'm a huge fan of lame puns seeing how that's the only kind I know how to make.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 08:57:12 UTC

Please tell me you joined up for smallcaps' anontendre comm.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 09:00:03 UTC

You do know the idea was born on my LJ, yes? So yeah, I'm a member but it's pretty dead.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 09:01:14 UTC

Not if you do something about it.

Go make a post! COPYPASTA THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IF YOU HAVE TO.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 09:07:48 UTC

NO U.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 09:09:26 UTC

NO U

I'VE ALREADY MADE A POST THERE, KRISSY. DUTY DONE. SMALLCAPS CAN'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.

BUT! I HEARD FROM A FRIEND THAT SAID SHE HEARD FROM A DIFFERENT FRIEND WHO HEARD FROM AN AUNT'S LODGER THAT SMALLCAPS FINDS YOU INADEQUATE.

AND NOT JUST IN BED.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 09:13:12 UTC

By this moment all the lulz from this convo has vanished. LOLOLOLOL

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 09:19:30 UTC

I WOULD LIKE TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: THIS IS A LEGIT AND TRUE THING, OKAY, ABOUT SMALLCAPS DEFINITELY BREAKING UP WITH YOU. IT'S NOT JUST SO I CAN HAVE YOU TO MYSELF. THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND ABSURDLY TRANSPARENT.

WE ALL KNOW I'M WAY MORE CLEVER THAN THAT.

On an entirely unrelated note: When did Napoleon take over Holland? Did the English call it Holland in those days, or something else? I SHOUDLN'T WRITE AT 2AM.

krisd81 March 10 2009, 09:25:22 UTC

LOLOLOLOL The idea of Smallcaps having me in the first place and especially WANTING to have me at all is utterly ridic. She has Chesh. :D

I didn't know the pigs from "Animal Farm" overtook Holland.

leviticus_lied March 10 2009, 09:28:33 UTC

I looked it up. 1806. Also, I read Corsica and couldn't remember that place where you're from for a good three minutes.

AND HEY IT WAS WORTH A SHOT BUT I GUESS I JUST CAN'T CATCH YOU ON THE REBOUND.

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