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My brother says, "If I'm ever as rich as Bill Gates, I'll do my part to give the economy a boost."
I say, "How will you do that."
He says, "I'll give everyone who doesn't have a job, a job that pays minimum wage."
I say, "Doing what?"
He says, "Building me a real Egyptian pyramid. No," because I'm laughing now, "for real, in, like, the empty part of Nevada. Just, okay, you lose your job one day, and the next, you can just sign up! That's a good twenty years of work. Takes a while." (I'm still laughing.) "Maybe in Antarctica? Because, cheap building materials. But, no, then I'd have to, y'know, take care of their living quarters. So, Nevada seems like the best place. With granite. A lot of granite in America?"
LOLOL MY BROTHER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
I say, "How will you do that."
He says, "I'll give everyone who doesn't have a job, a job that pays minimum wage."
I say, "Doing what?"
He says, "Building me a real Egyptian pyramid. No," because I'm laughing now, "for real, in, like, the empty part of Nevada. Just, okay, you lose your job one day, and the next, you can just sign up! That's a good twenty years of work. Takes a while." (I'm still laughing.) "Maybe in Antarctica? Because, cheap building materials. But, no, then I'd have to, y'know, take care of their living quarters. So, Nevada seems like the best place. With granite. A lot of granite in America?"
LOLOL MY BROTHER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.