So blood is coming out of me

Mar 30, 2008 15:01

Warning: Definitely going to be talking about menstruation.

D'you know what's my favorite thing to do about an hour after a shower on a Sunday, when I'm relaxing in my bathrobe without knickers on?

Discover that I'm starting my period.

I couldn't really get comfortable, so I stood up and took a turn (like a woman in labor, I just realized) and sat down again, but my tender places were kind of - doing a pins and needles thing, like it was numb but still stung. I did some investigating and OH GUESS WHAT.

Dude, seriously? Not. On.

Especially since it's been a long time since my last - I'm not regular, at all, in any way - and it wasn't even a possibility to me. I was afraid it would happen up in Tahoe, over spring break, since I only go up there once a year and I've unexpectedly started up there TWICE.

God, one of those times was my second period overall, and you know how the first isn't any measure at all of how the rest will be.

And as I'm writing this I can feel the beginnings of the cramps. It doesn't hurt, but it's - it's fuzzy, like static, and I just know it's going to be cramps.

Am watching Queen of the Damned to feel better, and writing a cutesy non-Wincest SPN thing.
rotynd, I already told you about it.

I love the violin in this movie. Yay.

FUCK. It's definitely cramps.

Oh, and my mom's out of town - in Tahoe, conveniently, I was planning to go with her but didn't so I WOULD have been up there - so my little brother had a party.

I didn't drink enough to get tipsy, but -

- God, Marius, clearly the only way to keep Lestat from leaving is to screw him stupid so he can't walk -

- but the other people did, for the most part. My cousin nearly got oral from a freshman girl because he couldn't say no to her. It was actually funny as hell, because we got her off him and she went outside and threw up a minute later. If she'd tried to thwart her gag reflex, it would [not] have worked.

But, well. It pissed me off, because I already can't stand girls my age abut I really can't stand drunken whores my little brother's age. And they kept touching my piano, and two girls started making out at one point.

I'm done. I'll get back to confused!Sam and practical!Dean.

The chick in this movie (I don't care what her name is) can't lurk worth her life. Conveniently, depending on how you look at it. They can smell your heart beating, y'ijit.

fanfiction, period, drinking

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