valiant, mel, coffee, cigarettes, radiohead
the beach?
I ♥ GAVIN!
I lost one of my plugs and now have a soap tube through my ear.
my vagina's angry.
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend with weed is better.
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather.
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who'll tease is better.
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed,
And makes for stormy weather.
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
My Japanese is better.
And when she's pressed she will undress,
And then she's boxing clever.
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
A friend who bleeds is better.
My friend confessed she passed the test,
And we will never sever.
Day’s dawning, skins crawling...
Pure morning...
lateraluschicka: do you want anything?
redhandedsleight: hm?
lateraluschicka: like quirky sunveniers? i cant spell!
lateraluschicka: souveniers
redhandedsleight: *shrug... no, thats ok. but if you see a bus dildo... BUY IT
lateraluschicka: what is it with the bus dildo?
redhandedsleight: ;-)
redhandedsleight: it's hott.
lateraluschicka: is there a story behind it?
redhandedsleight: yes... but its intimate and therefore a secret
redhandedsleight: sorry
lateraluschicka: damn u
lateraluschicka: u and ur privatness
redhandedsleight: well, I'd tell you but then I'd have to use my ancient form of martial arts (perfected by women) that will make your heart explode
lateraluschicka: right///
lateraluschicka:
http://www.forbiddenerotics.com/product.asp?pf_id=DJ0261-01redhandedsleight: oh my god
lateraluschicka: haha
redhandedsleight: mmmmm