[SCANS] Random Crack Moment (TezuOishi)
Gekokujou?
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by Kurogawa Seigaku Festival
I believe some people in my flist are in serious need of some laughs today, so I thought I'd share some TezuOishi crack I read after lunch. I was reluctant to leave my Hyoutei and Silver Pair stack for a while and turn to the Seigaku one instead, but I am glad I did, because what I read today was priceless. I can't believe there is another Captain Tsubasa cameo after that in Satoumizu's when Atobe hypnotized Tezuka with a tennis ball so as to make his team not train properly and have Seigaku lose against them. It failed, of course, because they started playing with frying pans and lead balls, as you might or not remember.
Maybe it was posted or scanlated before (I have the feeling it was), but I don't care. I just want to share it.
This is not an scanlation but an overall explanation (as I have another project pending ::ahyouteihem:::) of two stories:
1. The origin of Tezuka and Oishi's friendship, starting from the premise that they met in Elementary School. They started bonding after a camping trip to the mountains together.
2. What happens when Seigaku cleans their locker rooms, and hidden treasures come out to public exposure and Tezuka's rage. Until he is exposed himself...
Memories in my head
One day in class Oishi reflects on his friendship with Tezuka, how they came to be soooooo close. And it takes him back to their 6th Grade of Elementary School.
At first they weren't even friends, and Tezuka was so popular and so good in everything, that Oishi didn't particularly like him.
So as to give you an idea of how good Tezuka already was at that age,
1. He could solve Maths problems of 1st year of Jr. High
2. He was the best in Japanese calligraphy
3. He could debate with a teacher why 1+1 is not always equal to 2 because one must consider many possibilities
4. He was perfect at sports (notice the Captain Tsubasa cameo and I'd believe those are Slam Dunk characters too)
5. He was also popular with girls - he got the main role in Titanic for the class play (check the blackboard to see how many votes he got to play Jack, compared to his classmates. Btw, Oishi got one vote XD)
One day Oishi found some classmates writing insults and obscenities on Tezuka's desk, and although he didn't like him much either, he couldn't tolerate such behaviour. After telling them off and failling at erasing the written messages, he suggested to Tezuka that they could swap desks because his was "too high" for him. From that point on, they started talking to each other. Oishi asked Tezuka if he didn't like videogames or comics, like the other boys, and Tezuka produces some book or magazine on mountains/camping/whatever, since he's father has taught him recently about camping. Talking and talking, Oishi somehow found himself next Sunday in a train with Tezuka, heading for the mountains to spend the day.
They had fun spotting insects, playing with a frisbee (that of course Oishi had brought with him), throwing stones to the river and having lunch together. While Tezuka was saying how nice it was to be on the mountain, Oishi spotted a cute rabit and decided to follow it. Tezuka told him to be careful, as it had been raining on the past days and the earth could be too soft in some parts. "Do you hear me?"
One hour later, Tezuka finds Oishi at the bottom of some rocks, and when he tries to help him out...
...he falls down too.
It's awesome how much Tezuka resembles Harry Potter in those panels.
The thing is that night comes and they haven't found a way to get out, their parents will be worried, what can they do bla bla, until Oishi starts to despair and screams so as to get help from outside by the sound of their voices.
Tezuka wants him to calm down, and Oishi tells him to scream too, instead of being there doing nothing, or have some better idea to get them out of there. Tezuka blames him for following the rabbit and then they scream at each other for a while. So in their first day out together, they even had their first argument.
But in the end a (suspicious) man finds them (in which prefecture are them?!) and takes them home in his truck, which, BY THE WAY, has "Fujiwara Tofu shop" written on the side (Ref: Initial D).
Oishi apologizes to Tezuka, and Tezuka says he'd thought they wouldn't be able to return home.
Oishi says "Let's do this again" and Tezuka replies that "Next time let's go fishing!"
Tezuka DOES look like Harry Potter.
From that day on, in which he had seen Tezuka smile and the look in his eyes, Tezuka became a closer being to him.
Oishi: But even so...I...
GOOD LUCK, Oishi. One day you'll become Tezuka's...best partner...
WHEN SEIGAKU CLEANS THE LOCKER ROOMS...
aka mushroom mushroom...
Today is Seigaku's (once in a ten years) locker room cleaning.
First years must clean the windows. 2nd and 3rd years, the floors.
Inui asks Kaido for his spare bandana. And Kaido provides.
Momo complains about the boringtask. Ryoma says yes, but it's really dirty in there.
Suddenly, Kaido is in shock.
"GEH!!!" (EEEW)
Fuji: What happened, Kaido? Did Inui harrass you sexually or something?
AH, MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING FROM THAT JACKET!
WHOSE'S THAT!?
Someone apparently forgot to take it out from the locker...from the lack of use, that is.
Inui: I'm afraid I left them for quite a long time. Oh my, how embarrassing!
Kaido: It's yours? You're the worst!
Oishi: Take it home!!
Tezuka: How could you leave it there until mushrooms grew out of it!!
Inui: I'll give them to you if you forgive me.
Tezuka: I don't need them!!
Tezuka: ENOUGH OF THIS. I am gonna check your lockers, starting from the regulars, and if I find anything useless, that person will have to run 30 laps around the grounds.
Tezuka: First of all, FUJI!! You don't need a picture of your brother in the club.
Fuji: Cht (what's the problem?)
Tezuka: Next! Kaido, Kawamura, Kikumaru, Oishi...nothing...cht
Kaido: (Is it me or he just clicked his tongue!) (in disappointment)
Oishi: (Lucky me I took it home yesterday...)
Tezuka: Next! Momoshiro, Echizen!
Ryoma: There is nothing.
Momo: Nothing
Tezuka: Echizen, bring out whatever you are hiding under your shirt.
Ryoma: But...
Tezuka: OUT!
Ryoma: It is not in the room per se...(blushes) OK
TAKESHI & RYOMA
DIARY
(3 cm thick)
Yes, it is a exchange diary, of the kind that Miki and Meiko wrote in Marmalade Boy. The team is shocked.
"In these days!!" "So old...!"
Tezuka: It's not that I don't appreciate your using an old means of friendly communication in this era of mobile phones, but it has nothing to do with the club! 30 laps!
Momo: What a tyrant!
Tezuka: 40 LAPS!
Fuji: Neh, Tezuka, it's your turn.
Tezuka says there is nothing there, but Fuji says it's OK then to have a look and finds...finds...
"A perspective of life at the Silver Age"
"Nursing the elderly and wedding third-age people"
What everybody had always thought in their hearts as a kind of joke...as something that couldn't be...
...this guy...is seriously preparing himself for a possible future with Ryuzaki-sensei!!
Momo protects Ryoma...from their teammate's scary faces more than anything.
Tezuka: Why those faces? They are not such odd books.
Fuji: But they have nothing to do with the club.
Tezuka.........(Caught)
Fuji: And since it's you, let's say...100 LAPS? As the bucho, and because you're the bucho! (to set an example)
Tezuka: SEIGAKU FIGHT-O!!! FIGHT-O!!! FIGHT-O!!!
And that's how Tezuka ended up running around the grounds that day until the sun set.
With Oishi (behind the tree) watching over him:
Oishi: Ganbare!
^___________- That's all folks!