[meme] make a list, produce horrors.
"Pick twelve characters from your character's social circle and answer these questions for epic hilarity!" meme.
1. Ethan
2. Shane
3. Godric
4. Cordelia
5. Stefan
6. Glitch
7. Angel
8. The Doctor
9. Ben McKittrick
10. Elena
11. The Brucolac
12. Dawn Summers
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic thread? Do you want to?
... the Brucolac and Glitch-- what. what. I. Don't know.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think that she is pretty. :3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
... Hold on, let me express my WTAF at Dawn getting the Doctor pregnant. That would.
Well, Buffy would be pissed, I'm sure.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Uh, not really, unless Liz has written some. Ben kind of got explodey. Firey. :<
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS GLITCH/SHANE, lmfao God, they'd be the derpiest things ever. But it'd be cute. This is assuming Levi didn't exist.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Stefan/Ben or Stefan/Elena. HMMMM, I WONDER WHICH ONE.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
alskdjhf what ANGEL WALKING IN ON SHANE AND DAWN .___.
I think Angel would be traumatized. And I don't even want to know how Shane and Dawn happened, that would take some SERIOUS stretching.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Godric/Elena. Uhh. "Sometimes, hugging yourself just isn't enough comfort." /is lame
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ethan doesn't do fluffy. And... he would eat the Doctor.
most of all ethan doesn't do fluffy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Angel/Dawn awww that's not even outrageous. "Kiss on the Neck" idek.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
-- Cordelia deflowering Ethan WHAT. First of all she'd uh, have to go waaaay back in time to like the 1800s to deflower Ethan. Second of all, in ace's words: "with cordy, ethan would equate 'deflower' with 'stake the shit out of'"
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
prooooobably with spike. =P
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I uh, actually don't know. I've only ever seen Godric slash. >__>
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
dude, I have no fucking idea, lmao. BB is new to me.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shane/Cordelia/Stefan what
... how would that even-- okay first they're all in relationships, shane likes dudes, stefan would rather stake himself than unf with anybody else than elena, and cordelia would not have sex with two vampires, lmfao.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
she is a tiny i don't want to know
probably STEFAAAAAAN
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Awwww, idk, something sad and sweet.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ethan/Glitch/Dawn oh dear. "warnings: massive trolling, biting, puppies being kicked" something like that. fic with ethan cannot turn out well.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Would never happen because Shane would be like "--EW GIRLS" and if he was straight he'd be like "--AAAAAH SHYNESS"
If it did, it'd be something ridiculously corny. Like "HAY BB WHAT'S YOUR SIGN"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never. But I thread like crazy with him.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
... I don't know but I bet it's biting. >3
or playing with his zipper
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
BB and Ben. Maybe if they were ridiculously drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Godric and Angel, lmfao. I'm gonna go with Godric, because he's a fierce motherfucker.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ethan and Ben are in a happy relationship until Ben suddenly runs off with Cordelia. Ethan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with The Brucolac and a brief unhappy affair with Dawn, then follows the wise advice of Stefan and finds true love with Godric."
LMFAO MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
All of Taxon would read it. I would write it. And it would be called "Going Stir Crazy" or something ridiculous like that.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Angel and the Doctor just. Does not compute. lol.
1. Ethan
2. Shane
3. Godric
4. Cordelia
5. Stefan
6. Glitch
7. Angel
8. The Doctor
9. Ben McKittrick
10. Elena
11. The Brucolac
12. Dawn Summers
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic thread? Do you want to?
... the Brucolac and Glitch-- what. what. I. Don't know.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I think that she is pretty. :3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
... Hold on, let me express my WTAF at Dawn getting the Doctor pregnant. That would.
Well, Buffy would be pissed, I'm sure.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Uh, not really, unless Liz has written some. Ben kind of got explodey. Firey. :<
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS GLITCH/SHANE, lmfao God, they'd be the derpiest things ever. But it'd be cute. This is assuming Levi didn't exist.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Stefan/Ben or Stefan/Elena. HMMMM, I WONDER WHICH ONE.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
alskdjhf what ANGEL WALKING IN ON SHANE AND DAWN .___.
I think Angel would be traumatized. And I don't even want to know how Shane and Dawn happened, that would take some SERIOUS stretching.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Godric/Elena. Uhh. "Sometimes, hugging yourself just isn't enough comfort." /is lame
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ethan doesn't do fluffy. And... he would eat the Doctor.
most of all ethan doesn't do fluffy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Angel/Dawn awww that's not even outrageous. "Kiss on the Neck" idek.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
-- Cordelia deflowering Ethan WHAT. First of all she'd uh, have to go waaaay back in time to like the 1800s to deflower Ethan. Second of all, in ace's words: "with cordy, ethan would equate 'deflower' with 'stake the shit out of'"
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
prooooobably with spike. =P
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I uh, actually don't know. I've only ever seen Godric slash. >__>
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
dude, I have no fucking idea, lmao. BB is new to me.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Shane/Cordelia/Stefan what
... how would that even-- okay first they're all in relationships, shane likes dudes, stefan would rather stake himself than unf with anybody else than elena, and cordelia would not have sex with two vampires, lmfao.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
she is a tiny i don't want to know
probably STEFAAAAAAN
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Awwww, idk, something sad and sweet.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ethan/Glitch/Dawn oh dear. "warnings: massive trolling, biting, puppies being kicked" something like that. fic with ethan cannot turn out well.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Would never happen because Shane would be like "--EW GIRLS" and if he was straight he'd be like "--AAAAAH SHYNESS"
If it did, it'd be something ridiculously corny. Like "HAY BB WHAT'S YOUR SIGN"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never. But I thread like crazy with him.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
... I don't know but I bet it's biting. >3
or playing with his zipper
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
BB and Ben. Maybe if they were ridiculously drunk.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Godric and Angel, lmfao. I'm gonna go with Godric, because he's a fierce motherfucker.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Ethan and Ben are in a happy relationship until Ben suddenly runs off with Cordelia. Ethan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with The Brucolac and a brief unhappy affair with Dawn, then follows the wise advice of Stefan and finds true love with Godric."
LMFAO MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
All of Taxon would read it. I would write it. And it would be called "Going Stir Crazy" or something ridiculous like that.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Angel and the Doctor just. Does not compute. lol.