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Internet-ly annoying my mom 'cuz I'm not home.
Jenn: there's an elephant on the floor
Mom: odd story on the news... A baby hippo in the Berlin zoo was shown for the first time to the public. The baby hippo is named Kathy'. This is news???
Jenn: Kathy. that's a great hippo name
Mom: I would think Bertha would be more apt
Jenn: xD why?
Mom: I don't know. It just seems like a good hippo name and there was an artillery gun in WWI named Big Bertha.
Jenn: let's all name our hippos Paul.
Mom: Paul?
Jenn: yep