ANGRY CHIHUAHUA
fiona is a very angry girl atm. extremely agitated and tired and just downright fucking annoyed. see, at my job, i generally have no problems, i dun have to put up with shitty customers or anything....well, that is on a regular basis. but every once in a while, some turd will come along and piss me off to the pt where im glaring at people and swearing under my breath.....and you guys know how loud my voice can be.
it's 9.25. we're supposed to close at 9.30. some teenager with her mum walks in and spends like 10 minutes to fucking decide what icecream they want. fuck man, even a blind person can pick faster than you guys. so meanwhile, its 9.35-ish and all these other ppl start coming in thanks to these 2 fuckers holding us up. not that i care too much since those customers were perfectly fine. FINALLY, the dumb fuck picks an icecream and you know what she picks? cookies and cream. out of 32 flavours, she spends 10 minutes to pick cookies and cream. i wanted to cough up my lungs. whatever, the faster i get this done, the faster i dun have to see them right? or so i thought. JUST as i put the icecream onto a cone, the mother goes "she doesnt like that cone, she wants a waffle" and im thinking "FUCKING HELL, would it have killed you to tell me that BEFORE i put the icecream on the cone?" im sure my face was NOT looking too plesant at this stage. so i grab a waffle, dump the icecream in and tell her "$4.20". she pays for it and as i give her her change, she goes "oh, she wants another flavour on top" and i swear to god, i had to hold myself back from going "fucking hell, make up your mind already". and do you know what the dumb bitch picks? .....VANILLA -_- i wanted to gouge out their eyes with my scooper and then put them in the blender. people like that are a nuisance to society. they should rot in my snot and have pitchforks shoved up their asses daily.
and tomorrow, i have to go to the airport to pick up someone whom i dun even know. i swear to god von, she better be one very grateful and nice girl, or you're a dead man. fiona driving in normal hours is bad enough, fiona driving at 7.30am in the morning after a bad night at work is gonna be a nightmare. everyone, watch yourselves on the road tomorrow......my roadrage does not discriminate.
the end.
it's 9.25. we're supposed to close at 9.30. some teenager with her mum walks in and spends like 10 minutes to fucking decide what icecream they want. fuck man, even a blind person can pick faster than you guys. so meanwhile, its 9.35-ish and all these other ppl start coming in thanks to these 2 fuckers holding us up. not that i care too much since those customers were perfectly fine. FINALLY, the dumb fuck picks an icecream and you know what she picks? cookies and cream. out of 32 flavours, she spends 10 minutes to pick cookies and cream. i wanted to cough up my lungs. whatever, the faster i get this done, the faster i dun have to see them right? or so i thought. JUST as i put the icecream onto a cone, the mother goes "she doesnt like that cone, she wants a waffle" and im thinking "FUCKING HELL, would it have killed you to tell me that BEFORE i put the icecream on the cone?" im sure my face was NOT looking too plesant at this stage. so i grab a waffle, dump the icecream in and tell her "$4.20". she pays for it and as i give her her change, she goes "oh, she wants another flavour on top" and i swear to god, i had to hold myself back from going "fucking hell, make up your mind already". and do you know what the dumb bitch picks? .....VANILLA -_- i wanted to gouge out their eyes with my scooper and then put them in the blender. people like that are a nuisance to society. they should rot in my snot and have pitchforks shoved up their asses daily.
and tomorrow, i have to go to the airport to pick up someone whom i dun even know. i swear to god von, she better be one very grateful and nice girl, or you're a dead man. fiona driving in normal hours is bad enough, fiona driving at 7.30am in the morning after a bad night at work is gonna be a nightmare. everyone, watch yourselves on the road tomorrow......my roadrage does not discriminate.
the end.