Thank God I Like Faygo
Man, this is like my third time writing this journal entry, IF it don't go through this time, fuck it LMAO.
So this weekend was crazy, Man I wrestled 5 matches in 2 days time, working on three different shows which damn. I am still standing and looking forward to more. I didn't realize how much I missed the road. I mean it wears on ya, but when you have good company, it makes for a good time.
Just a quick sidenote to get off the conversation, I am watching Hardcore Homecoming 2 and Dawn Marie must be having triplets..She is f'ing HUGE LMAO
Friday I wrestled for UCW, Ultimate Championship Wrestling up in Bay City at Western High School. Home of the Steiner Brothers and it just so happened at their old alamatta, (Did I spell that right for saying their old high school???)
Anyway, the time I had up there, as always was a blast. They run such a nice show up there...The lIghts...The Crowd...Man, made you feel like you were doing a fed show. Not that I have ever done a fed show, but the adreniline rush was off the chain. The lockerroom was filled with familer faces and some not so familer faces, but over all, it was a nice locker room.
I met with Elvis Elliot, I haven't seen him since my ol' GLW days. Also I ran into Rude Boy. Yeah, ICP, Stranglemania, Juggalo and what not. Yeah, well I knew him long before that Waaaaaaaaay back in the old ICW?MWCW days out at the American GI Forum and the Pallidum days. Him, I, and Big Chuck Wagon, got to talking about the good ol days and what not. good stuff. What made it that much better was when Big Chuck Hollers...Hey Levi, You seen my Wife Beater....YOUR WHAT? My Shirt Man, I can't find it. Of course if you know Chuck...there it was when he turned around hanging out the back end of his big naked ass LMAO.
So I have with me four friggin gimmicks with me..Can you guess what they were LOL. I get to the booker and well, he pleasently surprised me when he told me I had a singles match and I was working it as myself!! Which was great because earlier in the evening, I was told by the owner of the company that I was working a cruiserweight gauntlet......ME? A Cruiserweight.....Hey whatever...Whatever the boss tells me what to do LOL. Anyhow, the booker introduced me to my opponent who really didn't even know his own name. I won't rag on the kid to much...I talked to a few people Sunday and found out a couple things about him that I won't go into here. But long story short. The booker told him that he was going to have to change his name from D.O.A to something else. The kid came up with Roy Williams..It kinda cracked me up because well, Isn't Roy Williams the Wide Receiver for the Lions!!??
Anyway he follows me over to the otherside of the locker room...I told him, get into his gear, when he gets back we'll go over the match. Chuck, Rude Boy and myself are bullshittin around when the kid comes back. I knew I was going to have a bit of trouble with him when I sen him in his "gimmick" Black Singlet....Black Asics Stretch Pants and Wrestling Shoes with the Tounge so far out that the referee could have tripped over them. I ask him how many matches have ya had kid (I Know, I am so old LOL) He tells me 7. Big Chuck comes up behind him and asks him how many were battle royals..He says 4 or 5 (Yikes!!!) Thats cool, I can work with him I can work with anybody. I start talking the match out with him.....What moves do you do...I don't know. What moves do you like to take....I don't know. What finishers do you do....None really. Hmm going to be a bit harder than I thought. I look over at Rudeboy and he is looking at me like...Unfuckin believable. I talk out a simple 9 spot match with the kid...My plan was to get him over when I got on the mic......As we were talking out the match...Sinn and Elvis come over and Sinn asks me the typical, Who's Going Over...Who's the Baby....Then tells me that him and Elvis are going to hit the ring and take me and my opponet out. That is cool, Sinn and I talk a little something out, when the kid jumps in with his 2 cents. I look over at Sinn and he looks at me like, are you fuckin serious....I shrug...Yeah I guess. So the kid gets to get the snot beat out of him by Sinn and Elvis and I get to get out scott free...ok cool.
So as I am getting ready to go out...Rudeboy and Chuck tell me that I am with them.Say wha....Awesome!!
I get out there and I work the mic like a hero man....Western High School officially hates me so bad that they are throwin shit at me to the point where security must have just let them go cause I was having everything thrown at me. That crowd hated me so bad, that it didn't matter who came through that curtain, they just wanted to see me get my ass kicked which was cool..I did my job. Roy Williams comes out and they just pop hard..They have no idea who this kid is but they already love him. He gets in the ring.I work the crowd just a little bit more, then it was time to start the match.
"Kid, Look you can't even afford a pair of wrestling boots...I am going to give you 2 seconds to get your ass to the back and save yourself an ass beating. (Funny thing was, I couldn't hardly talk because that crowd was so loud, I couldn't hear myself, On the UCW site, I wasn't even listed on the most heat...I tell ya, If I wasn't the most hated that night, I was damn close) Anyway the plan was for me to turn around and you know, have the kid be right behind me and what not....Turned out...He was all the way across the ring and well...Blew the first spot....To make a looooong story short...I knocked his ass out with a chain, Badaboom, Badabing...1,2, 3 and I am out!!
So then Big Chuck and Rude Boy were going at it, I felt left out and what not, so I hit the ring and in the process hit Big Chuck in the head with a chain. As I proceeded to Pummel Big Chuck Wagon, The Rudeboy Joined me in the fun...As we put the boots to Big Chucks Head, Rude Boy Began to celebrate...So for him, I gave him a chain to his head!!! Then I grabbed his spike and started stabbing him in the head with it as well. Well that Big Cheater Chuck Wagon got up, Knee'd me in the back of the head then threw me head first into a chair and split my head wide open. I was pouring buckets of blood....I really don't remember a whole lot that happened after that but getting to the back...The Rude Boy took my number and it looks like ol' Levi is possibly going out on the road!!! Whoo Hoo...Thank God I love Faygo LMAO.!!!
Saturday I worked what Gutter called a Shoot Job...It sucked...Kroger sucks...We'll see what happens.
Sunday, I worked the shoot job then I headed up to Terri's lounge for the MWO because well I heard that "Mr. Hang Ten" Jamie Malibu had been deemed the #1 Contender to the mWo Heavyweight Championship in my abscence...Heh, thats not going to happen.
I made it there just as Mr. Malibu was cutting a promo saying how it was an honor this and Heavyweight title that...I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to him, I just layed him out with a chair. Eddie Barcadi whom I didn't know was named the new commish was threatening me by banning me from the ring....Screw all that...I broke Mr. Hang Tens foot and proceeded to slap him in the figure 4 leg lock to inflict further damage!! Well I was banned from the building and, even though it didn't happen to be my plan Bob Breckinridge became the new champ thus, eliminating Malibu...My job was done!!!
Then it was off to Warren for XICW Wrestling at the Cowboy. Man I tell ya. Since I have been going back, I feel like part of the family again. I love the locker rooms atmosphere now and man, I tell ya, lots of new faces...lots of new hungry blood. I love it.
Anyhow, My first match was against for XICW Cruiserweight Champion...Whiplash. This was for entry into the Malcolm Monroe SR Memorial Cup Tournament. I have to give it to the kid...Quick Quick Quick...But not very smart LOL. He was no match for Mine and BabyPowda's brain in the match. Speaking of brain, I think ol' Whippy got a bit of a concussion from my chain accidently hitting him in the head for the 1,2,3!!!
So I gained entry into the tournament against,Kamikaze Zach Gowen, The GameBoy, The Old Timer, Jeff King, CK3, Izzy High, and Chris Chambers. This match was very innovative.
The First 8 Men Compete in a Battle Royale
When 2 Men are elimanated, It becomes a 6 Man Tag
When 2 Men are elimanated from that it becomes a 4 Corner Match
When 1 Man is Elimanated it becoms a 3 Way Dance
When 1 Man is Elimanated it become 1 on 1
Well the Battle Royale Starts....I elimanate The Gameboy while Kamikaze was elimanated by someone else, No Idea who. So then ck3 and The Oldtimer and I get together to form our team against Izzy High, Chris Chambers and Zach Gowen. The Three of us beat the hell out of Chris Chambers but somehow he managed to tag IZzy. Izzy came in and that Dirty Cheater punched the Old timer and myself But CK3 being the pro that he is soundly disguarded Izzy for the 123. ZacH Gowen came in and somehow got out of the Old Timers devastating Bear Hug and Pinned him. I was buzzing off of one to many beers and well when I went in on Gowen, I forgot that he only had one leg and went for the side russian leg sweep...That didn't work so I layed him out with a clothesline..Then I had another beer induced brain far and went for the figure four....Damn brain....I drilled Zach again and took him to the corner because he had a bit of shine coming off of his nose. Babypowda tried to cover it up but instead hit me in the face with some white powder..I don't know what it was...and to be honest, I don't remember the rest of the night but damn I have a headache today....
So next weekend I am in Port Huron...1 Show Whew.....Nah to be honest with you, I loved working all the shows and matches, I was a blast...I can't wait to work more!!!
Okay so until next time'
HOLD MY SUCKER.....BITCH!!!
So this weekend was crazy, Man I wrestled 5 matches in 2 days time, working on three different shows which damn. I am still standing and looking forward to more. I didn't realize how much I missed the road. I mean it wears on ya, but when you have good company, it makes for a good time.
Just a quick sidenote to get off the conversation, I am watching Hardcore Homecoming 2 and Dawn Marie must be having triplets..She is f'ing HUGE LMAO
Friday I wrestled for UCW, Ultimate Championship Wrestling up in Bay City at Western High School. Home of the Steiner Brothers and it just so happened at their old alamatta, (Did I spell that right for saying their old high school???)
Anyway, the time I had up there, as always was a blast. They run such a nice show up there...The lIghts...The Crowd...Man, made you feel like you were doing a fed show. Not that I have ever done a fed show, but the adreniline rush was off the chain. The lockerroom was filled with familer faces and some not so familer faces, but over all, it was a nice locker room.
I met with Elvis Elliot, I haven't seen him since my ol' GLW days. Also I ran into Rude Boy. Yeah, ICP, Stranglemania, Juggalo and what not. Yeah, well I knew him long before that Waaaaaaaaay back in the old ICW?MWCW days out at the American GI Forum and the Pallidum days. Him, I, and Big Chuck Wagon, got to talking about the good ol days and what not. good stuff. What made it that much better was when Big Chuck Hollers...Hey Levi, You seen my Wife Beater....YOUR WHAT? My Shirt Man, I can't find it. Of course if you know Chuck...there it was when he turned around hanging out the back end of his big naked ass LMAO.
So I have with me four friggin gimmicks with me..Can you guess what they were LOL. I get to the booker and well, he pleasently surprised me when he told me I had a singles match and I was working it as myself!! Which was great because earlier in the evening, I was told by the owner of the company that I was working a cruiserweight gauntlet......ME? A Cruiserweight.....Hey whatever...Whatever the boss tells me what to do LOL. Anyhow, the booker introduced me to my opponent who really didn't even know his own name. I won't rag on the kid to much...I talked to a few people Sunday and found out a couple things about him that I won't go into here. But long story short. The booker told him that he was going to have to change his name from D.O.A to something else. The kid came up with Roy Williams..It kinda cracked me up because well, Isn't Roy Williams the Wide Receiver for the Lions!!??
Anyway he follows me over to the otherside of the locker room...I told him, get into his gear, when he gets back we'll go over the match. Chuck, Rude Boy and myself are bullshittin around when the kid comes back. I knew I was going to have a bit of trouble with him when I sen him in his "gimmick" Black Singlet....Black Asics Stretch Pants and Wrestling Shoes with the Tounge so far out that the referee could have tripped over them. I ask him how many matches have ya had kid (I Know, I am so old LOL) He tells me 7. Big Chuck comes up behind him and asks him how many were battle royals..He says 4 or 5 (Yikes!!!) Thats cool, I can work with him I can work with anybody. I start talking the match out with him.....What moves do you do...I don't know. What moves do you like to take....I don't know. What finishers do you do....None really. Hmm going to be a bit harder than I thought. I look over at Rudeboy and he is looking at me like...Unfuckin believable. I talk out a simple 9 spot match with the kid...My plan was to get him over when I got on the mic......As we were talking out the match...Sinn and Elvis come over and Sinn asks me the typical, Who's Going Over...Who's the Baby....Then tells me that him and Elvis are going to hit the ring and take me and my opponet out. That is cool, Sinn and I talk a little something out, when the kid jumps in with his 2 cents. I look over at Sinn and he looks at me like, are you fuckin serious....I shrug...Yeah I guess. So the kid gets to get the snot beat out of him by Sinn and Elvis and I get to get out scott free...ok cool.
So as I am getting ready to go out...Rudeboy and Chuck tell me that I am with them.Say wha....Awesome!!
I get out there and I work the mic like a hero man....Western High School officially hates me so bad that they are throwin shit at me to the point where security must have just let them go cause I was having everything thrown at me. That crowd hated me so bad, that it didn't matter who came through that curtain, they just wanted to see me get my ass kicked which was cool..I did my job. Roy Williams comes out and they just pop hard..They have no idea who this kid is but they already love him. He gets in the ring.I work the crowd just a little bit more, then it was time to start the match.
"Kid, Look you can't even afford a pair of wrestling boots...I am going to give you 2 seconds to get your ass to the back and save yourself an ass beating. (Funny thing was, I couldn't hardly talk because that crowd was so loud, I couldn't hear myself, On the UCW site, I wasn't even listed on the most heat...I tell ya, If I wasn't the most hated that night, I was damn close) Anyway the plan was for me to turn around and you know, have the kid be right behind me and what not....Turned out...He was all the way across the ring and well...Blew the first spot....To make a looooong story short...I knocked his ass out with a chain, Badaboom, Badabing...1,2, 3 and I am out!!
So then Big Chuck and Rude Boy were going at it, I felt left out and what not, so I hit the ring and in the process hit Big Chuck in the head with a chain. As I proceeded to Pummel Big Chuck Wagon, The Rudeboy Joined me in the fun...As we put the boots to Big Chucks Head, Rude Boy Began to celebrate...So for him, I gave him a chain to his head!!! Then I grabbed his spike and started stabbing him in the head with it as well. Well that Big Cheater Chuck Wagon got up, Knee'd me in the back of the head then threw me head first into a chair and split my head wide open. I was pouring buckets of blood....I really don't remember a whole lot that happened after that but getting to the back...The Rude Boy took my number and it looks like ol' Levi is possibly going out on the road!!! Whoo Hoo...Thank God I love Faygo LMAO.!!!
Saturday I worked what Gutter called a Shoot Job...It sucked...Kroger sucks...We'll see what happens.
Sunday, I worked the shoot job then I headed up to Terri's lounge for the MWO because well I heard that "Mr. Hang Ten" Jamie Malibu had been deemed the #1 Contender to the mWo Heavyweight Championship in my abscence...Heh, thats not going to happen.
I made it there just as Mr. Malibu was cutting a promo saying how it was an honor this and Heavyweight title that...I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to him, I just layed him out with a chair. Eddie Barcadi whom I didn't know was named the new commish was threatening me by banning me from the ring....Screw all that...I broke Mr. Hang Tens foot and proceeded to slap him in the figure 4 leg lock to inflict further damage!! Well I was banned from the building and, even though it didn't happen to be my plan Bob Breckinridge became the new champ thus, eliminating Malibu...My job was done!!!
Then it was off to Warren for XICW Wrestling at the Cowboy. Man I tell ya. Since I have been going back, I feel like part of the family again. I love the locker rooms atmosphere now and man, I tell ya, lots of new faces...lots of new hungry blood. I love it.
Anyhow, My first match was against for XICW Cruiserweight Champion...Whiplash. This was for entry into the Malcolm Monroe SR Memorial Cup Tournament. I have to give it to the kid...Quick Quick Quick...But not very smart LOL. He was no match for Mine and BabyPowda's brain in the match. Speaking of brain, I think ol' Whippy got a bit of a concussion from my chain accidently hitting him in the head for the 1,2,3!!!
So I gained entry into the tournament against,Kamikaze Zach Gowen, The GameBoy, The Old Timer, Jeff King, CK3, Izzy High, and Chris Chambers. This match was very innovative.
The First 8 Men Compete in a Battle Royale
When 2 Men are elimanated, It becomes a 6 Man Tag
When 2 Men are elimanated from that it becomes a 4 Corner Match
When 1 Man is Elimanated it becoms a 3 Way Dance
When 1 Man is Elimanated it become 1 on 1
Well the Battle Royale Starts....I elimanate The Gameboy while Kamikaze was elimanated by someone else, No Idea who. So then ck3 and The Oldtimer and I get together to form our team against Izzy High, Chris Chambers and Zach Gowen. The Three of us beat the hell out of Chris Chambers but somehow he managed to tag IZzy. Izzy came in and that Dirty Cheater punched the Old timer and myself But CK3 being the pro that he is soundly disguarded Izzy for the 123. ZacH Gowen came in and somehow got out of the Old Timers devastating Bear Hug and Pinned him. I was buzzing off of one to many beers and well when I went in on Gowen, I forgot that he only had one leg and went for the side russian leg sweep...That didn't work so I layed him out with a clothesline..Then I had another beer induced brain far and went for the figure four....Damn brain....I drilled Zach again and took him to the corner because he had a bit of shine coming off of his nose. Babypowda tried to cover it up but instead hit me in the face with some white powder..I don't know what it was...and to be honest, I don't remember the rest of the night but damn I have a headache today....
So next weekend I am in Port Huron...1 Show Whew.....Nah to be honest with you, I loved working all the shows and matches, I was a blast...I can't wait to work more!!!
Okay so until next time'
HOLD MY SUCKER.....BITCH!!!