Fic: Honeymooning with the Neidermeyers

[leven_kemal]

Title: Honeymooning with the Neidermeyers, (1/2)
Pairings: A little Wash/Kaylee, a little Wash/Zoe.
Characters: Mostly Wash and Kaylee, with some Zoe and Mal, and a sprinkling of Jayne and Inara.
Rating: PG13, for pillow books & prophylactics.
Timeline: Pre-series.
Word count: ~9000

Summary: A caper on a luxury cruise ship. Wash's and especially

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[sarahetc]

“Keepin' it simple,” she went on with meaningful emphasis, “we're to get a hold of the experimental model of an EM dampener, which when installed in a ship's gravity drive establishes a random disruption of the ship's radioactive exhausts, thereby makin' it harder to trace.”

Wash shivered extravagantly, and, turning to Kaylee, whispered loudly, “I love it when she talks dirty like that.” She covered her broad grin with a hand, trying to quell her giggles.

Oh Jesus! I did the same thing!

“Now, Wash, it's looked at slant-ways, least-wise in this part of the 'verse, when a brother and a sister share a bridal suite. Nope, y'all are married. Newly weds, point of fact, lending a certain veri- veri-”

“Verisimilitude.”

“Yes, thank you, Zoe.

Hahahahahaha! The voices are PERFECT.

“But, a cruise liner, Cap'n? That's so... fancy! What'll we wear?”

I am going to reach into the story and hug her. And then take her shopping.

The ballroom and the people in it faded to inconsequence, dominated by the vast window opening up into space in one