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 I think, if a person is driving down the street and looks casually into your yard, and it takes them a second to realize that you and your wife, sitting on a small bench, are in fact, real people, and not tacky lawn ornaments...

one person in the party of observation or observed needs some serious help.

Seriously, these people reminded me of a Duane Hanson installation.

Worst. Lawn Gnomes. Ever.