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Crap.
Crap. Crap.
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
I knew it was bad news when that slut moved into the house.You can tellby just looking at her that she has no morals. Why the human things let her come in, I'll never know. Stoopid humans. And in she comes, dragging her stinky brood with her. Stoopid kittens have taken over the house. Kittens and their skanky mother everywhere I look.
But did I complain/ No.
Did i fuss? No.
Did I have a big ol' hissy fit? No.
I dealt with it. I accomodated. I adjusted. Heck, I even kinda like that little Laika Bean kid. She's sorta sweet, in a tabby kind of way (Tabbies rule!)
But this.. This ?!?!?!
More kittens?!?!?!?!
No.
Nononononononononono!
They are freakin' everywhere.
I tried to ignore them. That worked for a week or so. Then they started to miew.So I employed my magickal powers of selective deafness. But then they started to wobble around the house. It's hard to ignore stoopid kittens when they are crawling all over one's house. Now they are beginning to show interest in my food and water bowl. Crap! Stoopid kittens and their stank-ho mother!!
My life really sucks right now.
I miss the old days when there WERE NO KITTENS IN MY HOUSE!!
Crap. Crap.
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap.
I knew it was bad news when that slut moved into the house.You can tellby just looking at her that she has no morals. Why the human things let her come in, I'll never know. Stoopid humans. And in she comes, dragging her stinky brood with her. Stoopid kittens have taken over the house. Kittens and their skanky mother everywhere I look.
But did I complain/ No.
Did i fuss? No.
Did I have a big ol' hissy fit? No.
I dealt with it. I accomodated. I adjusted. Heck, I even kinda like that little Laika Bean kid. She's sorta sweet, in a tabby kind of way (Tabbies rule!)
But this.. This ?!?!?!
More kittens?!?!?!?!
No.
Nononononononononono!
They are freakin' everywhere.
I tried to ignore them. That worked for a week or so. Then they started to miew.So I employed my magickal powers of selective deafness. But then they started to wobble around the house. It's hard to ignore stoopid kittens when they are crawling all over one's house. Now they are beginning to show interest in my food and water bowl. Crap! Stoopid kittens and their stank-ho mother!!
My life really sucks right now.
I miss the old days when there WERE NO KITTENS IN MY HOUSE!!