(Oh Tumblr, why do you give me so many terrible and amazing things)

[leupagus]

Sooo this picture is okay (and by okay, I mean "Hold still OLough so I can climb you like a vested tree"):

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[skinscript]

That last one does things to my brain that I am not entirely comfortable with. *blink blink blink* The touch of eyeliner really makes the look. Though it looks like he might have just survived a garotting attempt, with all the loose string on the neck-thingy.

Or, maybe he woke up naked on a boat and just threw on the nearest tarp?

[leupagus]

I like your theories and choose to believe all of them.

[bhayling]

Think I've figured out what the frayed stringy business is; it's one of those canvas-y camo belts with the D-rings for a buckle -- the kind you often see paired with cargo pants -- with one edge frayed away, and the white strings? That's the reinforcing cord built into the edges of the belt. Though why that's part of the ensemble is of somewhat greater interest...

[leupagus]

Dude, I can totally buy that OLough is a kinky little bastard.

[lavender_basil]

The eyeliner makes me happy. Really, really happy.

[leupagus]

Yeah, in your pants.

[lavender_basil]

HOW DARE Y-- Wait. Yeah, you're right!

[misspamela]

The combination of a tie and tattoos gets me EVERY TIME.

True story: I was at a meeting the other day, very srs bsns, with people from schools and court and so forth, and the guy next to me (a guidance counselor?) rolled up his shirtsleeves to reveal TONS OF INK under his very nice dress shirt and tie and I was DONE. DONE. For the rest of the meeting, I couldn't even try to focus on anything else.

[leupagus]

Oh man, right? I love that combination so much -- like, ties are fine, and tattoos are fine, but the one-two combination is just kryptonite.

[everywherestars]

I look at that last picture and my brain shuts down and just starts making a buzzing noise.

[leupagus]

Yeah, pretty much.