I have, from Sam's Club, a 2-fucking-liter bottle of pump-action Purell hand sanitizer. I plan to single-handedly create a strain of antiseptic-resistant bacteria which will soon become the dominant form of life on this planet. God, I love Purell.
I don't plan to update this journal anymore. I created a new one, mostly because it's my prerogative and well -- that's my right. Feel free to adjust your 'Friends' page, or don't.
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