Oh, the amusements and horrors one can find at hotornot.com....
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NYRZEYE SMOKING MY FACE OFF.
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There's nothing more special than Sloth from The Goonies in vinyl bikini briefs.
Actually, I can't decide whether he looks more like Sloth from The Goonies or Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.
Either way, I'm sure I'm going to hell.