vienas; phone/action

[letunityblossom]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

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[supersizedpower]

Lithuania?

[letunityblossom]

[where's that coming from--the phone? PICKS IT UP] A-America?

[supersizedpower]

Hey!

You came back!

[letunityblossom]

Came back? Back where? Is this your place?

[supersizedpower]

Oh.

Nope, not exactly. Um...it's like a copy of my house, but all weird and messed up. And we're trapped.

/CRUSHES AMERICA'S HOPES

[letunityblossom]

[.........] What?

[supersizedpower]

Okay, so you know how my house is a really great place where everybody has freedom and democracy?

Well, this is the opposite! It just looks like my house, but it's run by bad guys.

[letunityblossom]

A-and someone kidnapped us here?

[supersizedpower]

Yep! And sometimes they kidnapped you before but just erased your memory of last time.

[letunityblossom]

...You're sure you haven't been watching too many movies?

[supersizedpower]

They barely even have any good ones here. They're all ten years old and they don't have James Bond.

[letunityblossom]

[so assuming America's telling the truth...] So this place just... Keeps us here?

[supersizedpower]

Yeah, that's right.

But don't worry! I'm here, so I'll get us all home!

[letunityblossom]

[OF COURSE YOU WILL AMERICA]

How long have you been here? I just saw you yesterday...

[supersizedpower]

A couple months! But before that, I was here for a year.

When I went home, I didn't remember stuff and nobody thought I was gone.

[letunityblossom]

T-this place sounds really strange.