RAA all-stars
The Raver Academy Awards
RAAStars
Categorey: Best Whining
Gold goes to:
Cynthia for her daring performance in Mammoth! Congratulations, on setting the bar on how much a person can whine on a ‘fun” trip.
Silver goes to:
Nanette for her daring portrayal of a noob when snorting K (same trip as the one above) She’s wheedling her way into the hearts of all, and trying to get into their future condos! Best new buddy of Cynthia - with good reason.
Bronze goes to:
Crystin on the same trip surprise surprise! For her reaction to Cynthia’s Brattitude, and for even considering that Kenny was even remotely interested in Cyn. Eww.
Honorable Mention:
Heather for her various “ailments” May your next UTI be your last! God Bless.
Categorey: Best Saying NO to Drugs.
Gold goes to:
Kristy Catholic-type values at their worst.
Silver goes to:
Butch Catholic values at their best! Thanks for following the ‘judge not lest ye be judged’ school of worship. We all appreciate it!
Bronze goes to:
Lionel for threatening Vania with divorce if she smokes out!
Categorey: Best at Spoiling Their Boyfriend’s Fun
Gold Platinum!goes to:
Cynthia wow she’s sweeping the awards! She wins this one for her excellent emasculation of Derek and her success at warping him into thinking he has a porn problem. And for calling him “Bun” in front of his friends….’nuff said
Gold goes to:
Roxanne for making my brother into her personal court jester.
Silver goes to:
Kristy By denying him constantly, she’s made Robert a drug fiend Congrats!
Bronze goes to:
Crystin she’s just too demanding. You Go Girl! Make Kenny ashamed of his car!
Categorey: Best At Spoiling Their Girlfriend’s Fun
Gold goes to:
Shaun For keeping such close tabs on his young Heina.
Silver goes to:
Lito for controlling Danielle’s money and trying to erase her first borns.
Bronze goes to:
JR for being Don Juan even when the relationship was NOT “open”
Categorey: Best Portrayal Of a Sex Offender
Gold goes to:
Mario for leering at girl’s in the group and sending weird, slightly offensive Myspace comments.
Silver goes to:
Ariel for dating a 15 year old, then dating Yui who looked like a 15 year old, then in general being stalker-ish and violent to his womens.
Bronze goes to:
JP for his dirty-mind in general.
Categorey: Best Disapproving look
Gold goes to:
Kristy
Silver goes to:
Cynthia
Bronze goes to:
Roxanne
Categorey: Best Portrayal of a Dissolute Drug Addict
i.e. Most Likely to Overdose
Gold goes to:
Eric
Silver goes to:
Marc
Bronze goes to:
Tony
Honorable Mention(s):
Brian for his performance at Tiesto in San Diego.
Chi for her performance in Mammoth.
Categorey: Best Group Slut
Gold goes to:
Nanette
Silver goes to:
JR
Bronze goes to:
Robert for testing out the girls before getting them boyfriends in the group.
Honorable Mention:
Kristy for her outfits.
Categorey: Most Likely To Get Us Thrown Out
Gold goes to:
Roxanne
Silver goes to:
Masaki (but at least your steak will be cut!)
Bronze goes to:
Ana Aleve Anyone?!
RAAStars
Categorey: Best Whining
Gold goes to:
Cynthia for her daring performance in Mammoth! Congratulations, on setting the bar on how much a person can whine on a ‘fun” trip.
Silver goes to:
Nanette for her daring portrayal of a noob when snorting K (same trip as the one above) She’s wheedling her way into the hearts of all, and trying to get into their future condos! Best new buddy of Cynthia - with good reason.
Bronze goes to:
Crystin on the same trip surprise surprise! For her reaction to Cynthia’s Brattitude, and for even considering that Kenny was even remotely interested in Cyn. Eww.
Honorable Mention:
Heather for her various “ailments” May your next UTI be your last! God Bless.
Categorey: Best Saying NO to Drugs.
Gold goes to:
Kristy Catholic-type values at their worst.
Silver goes to:
Butch Catholic values at their best! Thanks for following the ‘judge not lest ye be judged’ school of worship. We all appreciate it!
Bronze goes to:
Lionel for threatening Vania with divorce if she smokes out!
Categorey: Best at Spoiling Their Boyfriend’s Fun
Gold Platinum!goes to:
Cynthia wow she’s sweeping the awards! She wins this one for her excellent emasculation of Derek and her success at warping him into thinking he has a porn problem. And for calling him “Bun” in front of his friends….’nuff said
Gold goes to:
Roxanne for making my brother into her personal court jester.
Silver goes to:
Kristy By denying him constantly, she’s made Robert a drug fiend Congrats!
Bronze goes to:
Crystin she’s just too demanding. You Go Girl! Make Kenny ashamed of his car!
Categorey: Best At Spoiling Their Girlfriend’s Fun
Gold goes to:
Shaun For keeping such close tabs on his young Heina.
Silver goes to:
Lito for controlling Danielle’s money and trying to erase her first borns.
Bronze goes to:
JR for being Don Juan even when the relationship was NOT “open”
Categorey: Best Portrayal Of a Sex Offender
Gold goes to:
Mario for leering at girl’s in the group and sending weird, slightly offensive Myspace comments.
Silver goes to:
Ariel for dating a 15 year old, then dating Yui who looked like a 15 year old, then in general being stalker-ish and violent to his womens.
Bronze goes to:
JP for his dirty-mind in general.
Categorey: Best Disapproving look
Gold goes to:
Kristy
Silver goes to:
Cynthia
Bronze goes to:
Roxanne
Categorey: Best Portrayal of a Dissolute Drug Addict
i.e. Most Likely to Overdose
Gold goes to:
Eric
Silver goes to:
Marc
Bronze goes to:
Tony
Honorable Mention(s):
Brian for his performance at Tiesto in San Diego.
Chi for her performance in Mammoth.
Categorey: Best Group Slut
Gold goes to:
Nanette
Silver goes to:
JR
Bronze goes to:
Robert for testing out the girls before getting them boyfriends in the group.
Honorable Mention:
Kristy for her outfits.
Categorey: Most Likely To Get Us Thrown Out
Gold goes to:
Roxanne
Silver goes to:
Masaki (but at least your steak will be cut!)
Bronze goes to:
Ana Aleve Anyone?!