...and in the night we'll wish this never ends
Daydreams of a Lettiegirl:
FADE IN
INT. KODAK THEATRE - NIGHT
An aging ACTRESS poured into a tight gown with more sequins than a Vegas showgirl should ever wear stands on the stage. She's Botoxed to the point where nothing on her face moves when she talks except her mouth.
ACTRESS
And the winner for best actress is... LETTIE LANDON!
The camera pans to the audience where an excited, crying GIRL sits, hands clasped to her mouth in shock. Her hair is up in an elaborate style, her dress is a blue so dark it's almost black and the diamonds encrusted on it make it look as if she's wearing the night sky. She stands and hugs everyone around her, including her date, the famous skateboarder-turned-millionaire, JAMIE JOYCE, a high school boy (PAUSE) friend with whom she's been romantically linked since sometime during their first year of college. The fashionistas have been having a field day that he wore an expensive tux with a pair of duct-taped purple Vans to the ceremony. Nobody realizes that under her expansive and frilly dress, Lettie has a pair of hot pink Vans on. He whispers something into her ear and she smiles and nods before heading to the stage and taking her award.
LETTIE
I'd like to thank the Academy, of course, for making
this possible. It's always been a dream of mine to be
up here thanking them, after all. I'd also like to
thank my costars, crew, director, family and friends,
of whom there are too many to mention. But in particular,
I'd like to thank my mega hot boyfriend, who is the most
googled man on the planet, Jamie Joyce. Without him, and
his ability to look way too hot for his own good in
baggy pants that show his sexy hip bones and tattoos,
the tabloids never would have given my the publicity I
needed to win such an award. It's good for both our
careers to be the tabloid supercouple, plus he's a really
good kisser and he's far, far better for me than the men
in my past. So thanks, Jamie, this one's for you!
And with that, Lettie hoists the award in the air and shakes it a few times. YAY LETTIE! Then she goes backstage, scores some coke off an aging rock star who is a huge fan, gets invited to all the awesome afterparties and lives happily ever after.
FADE IN
INT. KODAK THEATRE - NIGHT
An aging ACTRESS poured into a tight gown with more sequins than a Vegas showgirl should ever wear stands on the stage. She's Botoxed to the point where nothing on her face moves when she talks except her mouth.
ACTRESS
And the winner for best actress is... LETTIE LANDON!
The camera pans to the audience where an excited, crying GIRL sits, hands clasped to her mouth in shock. Her hair is up in an elaborate style, her dress is a blue so dark it's almost black and the diamonds encrusted on it make it look as if she's wearing the night sky. She stands and hugs everyone around her, including her date, the famous skateboarder-turned-millionaire, JAMIE JOYCE, a high school boy (PAUSE) friend with whom she's been romantically linked since sometime during their first year of college. The fashionistas have been having a field day that he wore an expensive tux with a pair of duct-taped purple Vans to the ceremony. Nobody realizes that under her expansive and frilly dress, Lettie has a pair of hot pink Vans on. He whispers something into her ear and she smiles and nods before heading to the stage and taking her award.
LETTIE
I'd like to thank the Academy, of course, for making
this possible. It's always been a dream of mine to be
up here thanking them, after all. I'd also like to
thank my costars, crew, director, family and friends,
of whom there are too many to mention. But in particular,
I'd like to thank my mega hot boyfriend, who is the most
googled man on the planet, Jamie Joyce. Without him, and
his ability to look way too hot for his own good in
baggy pants that show his sexy hip bones and tattoos,
the tabloids never would have given my the publicity I
needed to win such an award. It's good for both our
careers to be the tabloid supercouple, plus he's a really
good kisser and he's far, far better for me than the men
in my past. So thanks, Jamie, this one's for you!
And with that, Lettie hoists the award in the air and shakes it a few times. YAY LETTIE! Then she goes backstage, scores some coke off an aging rock star who is a huge fan, gets invited to all the awesome afterparties and lives happily ever after.