Suvudu
No I did not make that up. Its the fantasy book Cage Match going down. I myself am keeping Jaime Lannister from getting stepped on by Cthulhu. Anyone who doubts Lannister could win, please read G.R.R. Martin's scenario. You'll not only laugh, you'll also see the point of why the big lout shall lose!!!
Now there are several things I'd like to point out. Firstly, if Tolkien can have two people in the running why can't Martin? I mean honestly Jaime is great and all, but if you put Eddard Stark or Benjen in that running they'd have kicked all hell loose. Oh even better, Stannis! I mean why give it only to Jaime, and not even Jaime at his best. They are using one handed Jaime. Insulting! But still, Jaime will kill Cthulhu thingy. Thank that Mikkers!
Secondly... Where in the hell is Gerald Terrant?! I mean they put Edd Cullen in the running and NOT Terrant? He's 800 million times better. Or to point out something I'm sure Caitlin would say, 'Where is Magiere? Where is Leesil?!' I mean we are talking about fantasy books here. Great books. They have characters from the books of Locke Lamora and they don't have Leesil? I'm insulted. This battle was rigged!!!
GO JAIME!
Now there are several things I'd like to point out. Firstly, if Tolkien can have two people in the running why can't Martin? I mean honestly Jaime is great and all, but if you put Eddard Stark or Benjen in that running they'd have kicked all hell loose. Oh even better, Stannis! I mean why give it only to Jaime, and not even Jaime at his best. They are using one handed Jaime. Insulting! But still, Jaime will kill Cthulhu thingy. Thank that Mikkers!
Secondly... Where in the hell is Gerald Terrant?! I mean they put Edd Cullen in the running and NOT Terrant? He's 800 million times better. Or to point out something I'm sure Caitlin would say, 'Where is Magiere? Where is Leesil?!' I mean we are talking about fantasy books here. Great books. They have characters from the books of Locke Lamora and they don't have Leesil? I'm insulted. This battle was rigged!!!
GO JAIME!