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stolen from robinette22.
1. How many people have you had sex with...
more than 10.
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
Five.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
4. Ever paid for sex?
nope.
5. Ever been married?
nope.
6. Ever been divorced?
nope.
7. If you had to pick one what's your fave sexual position?
her ankles around my ears. or maybe... ah, fuck. I don't really have a favourite. Anything that gets us sweaty and loud.
8. Do you own any guns?
Sure don't. Sure won't.
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
nope.
10. Ever been to rehab?
not technically.
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Is there anything I do sexually that isn't gay?
12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on livejournal?
I think so. Yes. wait wait... oh, fuck, I don't know. I think I met them on GayCanada and then transferred to LJ.
13. What size is your dick?
Massive. I can hardly walk.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
I think Norris could top Arnold's ass any day.
15. What celebrity would you want to fuck if you had the chance?
... maybe an orgy with Jared Leto (although he's a little on the frail side), brad pitt, angelina jolie (although she's a little on the frail side), and sandra bullock. maybe.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
when did i become an adult?
17. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
two.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
one.
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
just my huge biceps.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up?
elisabeth from the view. (I definitely have to second this one - good call, robin.)
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
harsh ghetto? really? could the person who wrote this be any whiter?
and no, the drugs usually come to me.
22. Ever had anal sex?
you bet.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
not that I can remember.
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
I don't have that kind of money.
25. Ever bang your friends' man/woman?
Yes.
26. What is your IQ?
Academic IQ - high. Social IQ - near idiocy.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Why is it that when men are good with children, they're perverts or pedophiles, and when women are good with children, they're just 'fulfilling their natural role'?
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes or No?
yes. Without a doubt.
29. Fake tits or real tits???
real. and small. love small titties. love the word titties.
30. Ever watch someone die?
I watched my father die over a span of 8 months. But at the exact moment? No.
31. How long has it been since you had sex?
a few hours.
32. Name your favorite beer.
Rickard's Honey Brown, or an India Pale Ale on tap. I also like bitters.
1. How many people have you had sex with...
more than 10.
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
Five.
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
4. Ever paid for sex?
nope.
5. Ever been married?
nope.
6. Ever been divorced?
nope.
7. If you had to pick one what's your fave sexual position?
her ankles around my ears. or maybe... ah, fuck. I don't really have a favourite. Anything that gets us sweaty and loud.
8. Do you own any guns?
Sure don't. Sure won't.
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
nope.
10. Ever been to rehab?
not technically.
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Is there anything I do sexually that isn't gay?
12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on livejournal?
I think so. Yes. wait wait... oh, fuck, I don't know. I think I met them on GayCanada and then transferred to LJ.
13. What size is your dick?
Massive. I can hardly walk.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
I think Norris could top Arnold's ass any day.
15. What celebrity would you want to fuck if you had the chance?
... maybe an orgy with Jared Leto (although he's a little on the frail side), brad pitt, angelina jolie (although she's a little on the frail side), and sandra bullock. maybe.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
when did i become an adult?
17. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
two.
18. How many countries have you lived in?
one.
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
just my huge biceps.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up?
elisabeth from the view. (I definitely have to second this one - good call, robin.)
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
harsh ghetto? really? could the person who wrote this be any whiter?
and no, the drugs usually come to me.
22. Ever had anal sex?
you bet.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
not that I can remember.
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
I don't have that kind of money.
25. Ever bang your friends' man/woman?
Yes.
26. What is your IQ?
Academic IQ - high. Social IQ - near idiocy.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just loved kids?
Why is it that when men are good with children, they're perverts or pedophiles, and when women are good with children, they're just 'fulfilling their natural role'?
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Yes or No?
yes. Without a doubt.
29. Fake tits or real tits???
real. and small. love small titties. love the word titties.
30. Ever watch someone die?
I watched my father die over a span of 8 months. But at the exact moment? No.
31. How long has it been since you had sex?
a few hours.
32. Name your favorite beer.
Rickard's Honey Brown, or an India Pale Ale on tap. I also like bitters.