June 21, 2008
Bunny
OT5; DBSK
Fluff, Humor; PG-13
Word Count: 209
Summary: Changmin likes his bunny ears. :)
For:
kurogoma ~~
Yoochun chokes on his saliva a little when he sees him. “W-What are you wearing?!”
Turning his head around, Changmin tugs on one of the ears attached to his head. “This?”
Curiously, Junsu leans over the edge of the sofa and flicks an ear. “What’s so bad?”
“It- They’re bunny ears!!!”
“So?” Changmin asks, unfazed.
Yoochun flails a little. “BUNNY EARS!”
Jaejoong dries his hair with a towel. “Yeah, I don’t get the big idea.”
“Me either,” Yunho says, stealing the towel from Jaejoong’s grasp to dry it himself.
Yoochun stage whispers, “Haven’t you ever heard of playboy bunnies?!”
“No.”
“Nope.”
“What?”
“Those skimpy girls in those magazines?”
They all turn to look at Jaejoong. “What? I like reading when I use the toilet!”
“Like you’re reading,” Junsu murmurs.
“Where are these magazines?” Yunho asks.
“Yoochun stashes them behind the toilet paper.”
“WHAT?!”
“I think I make a better playboy bunny,” Changmin says idly. Freezing, they all turn to him in awe. “What?” He turns his head to a 45 degree angle and makes his sex face. “You don’t agree?”
Yoochun drools slightly as he pushes Changmin onto his back and climbs on top of him.
“What?” Changmin asks as the other three approach with glazed eyes. “Hyung… Hey!”
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