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Gakked from rahirah. This is the best ever.
"Open the Word doc of your fic. Click AutoSummarise (on the tools menu), when it has autosumarised tell it to put the output in a new document and that you want the summary to be 100 words or less. The shorter the fic the more coherent sense the summary will make, but the long ones are funnier."
I worked really hard on 5 Ways NFA Probably Didn't End, and I'm more proud of it than almost anything I've written. But oft times the pride wavers and I feel bad that I didn't clean it up more; it's so dense and needs to be cleaner, shorter, clearer. Now I see my work has all been done for me. So in case you ever wanted to read it but were afraid of it, here you go.
Angel, Spike? “Shh,” Buffy said.
Buffy stirred. “Spike?”
“Angel. “Angel,” she repeated. Buffy asked.
“Spike?”
“Angel,” she repeated. Blocks away, Angel was. “No,” Angel said. Buffy, you can’t-”
“Dawn, no!” Buffy was screaming.
Fell.
It sounds like Angel.”
“Buffy . . . ?” Angel gasped.
“Angel. “Angel?” Angel’s hands tightened on her. “I’m not Buffy.”
Angel immediately released her. “Spike," Angel said. “Fuck, Angel,” he breathed. Angel sneered. Angel’s hand loosened a fraction.
Spike.” Angel let go. “Dawn.” Almost obediently, Angel followed.
“Connor! “Spike.”
Angel.”
“Angel.” “Killed Angel?” “Angel. “Angel,” the voice said. Angel’s fault. Angel’s fault fault fault. Angel was epic. Xander!”
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It tickles me endlessly.
Thanks for filling out the poll, you guys. I'm now working on the Angel-buys-a-puppy epic.
"Open the Word doc of your fic. Click AutoSummarise (on the tools menu), when it has autosumarised tell it to put the output in a new document and that you want the summary to be 100 words or less. The shorter the fic the more coherent sense the summary will make, but the long ones are funnier."
I worked really hard on 5 Ways NFA Probably Didn't End, and I'm more proud of it than almost anything I've written. But oft times the pride wavers and I feel bad that I didn't clean it up more; it's so dense and needs to be cleaner, shorter, clearer. Now I see my work has all been done for me. So in case you ever wanted to read it but were afraid of it, here you go.
Angel, Spike? “Shh,” Buffy said.
Buffy stirred. “Spike?”
“Angel. “Angel,” she repeated. Buffy asked.
“Spike?”
“Angel,” she repeated. Blocks away, Angel was. “No,” Angel said. Buffy, you can’t-”
“Dawn, no!” Buffy was screaming.
Fell.
It sounds like Angel.”
“Buffy . . . ?” Angel gasped.
“Angel. “Angel?” Angel’s hands tightened on her. “I’m not Buffy.”
Angel immediately released her. “Spike," Angel said. “Fuck, Angel,” he breathed. Angel sneered. Angel’s hand loosened a fraction.
Spike.” Angel let go. “Dawn.” Almost obediently, Angel followed.
“Connor! “Spike.”
Angel.”
“Angel.” “Killed Angel?” “Angel. “Angel,” the voice said. Angel’s fault. Angel’s fault fault fault. Angel was epic. Xander!”
*
It tickles me endlessly.
Thanks for filling out the poll, you guys. I'm now working on the Angel-buys-a-puppy epic.