River/Connor smackdown!

Mar 11, 2007 22:24

Ok, not really, but wouldn't it be cool?

Probably you guys know this already because you're this freakish hive mind with super sonic powers, but I'm excited about it anyway. Even if you have already done your stinger waggling bee dances of buzz over it, or whatever. You bunch of weirdos.

A pilot with Summer Glau. Possibly appearing naked in a sizzled out hollow of earth! Hopefully afterwards she's stealing leather, sunglasses and a motorcycle to the tune of 'Bad to the Bone'. Because that would be kinda hot? )

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seraphcelene March 12 2007, 14:49:05 UTC
Dude, seriously? You sure you're not drunk? Heat exhaustion, maybe? It was *really* hot this weekend.

But what I'm saying is I want to see River Tam kill lots and lots of things. With her ankles. And the dimples at her shoulder-tips. The top part where the clavicle touches the scapula. That part.

So, why haven't you written Firefly? Or have you and *I* just missed. And if that's the case then that is SO wrong 'cause I thought we were friends, pals, buddy-buddy.

*sigh*

I love River Tam's ballet dances of Doom. So dainty, so lithe, so gracefully lethal. YAY!!

RE: B&B. My first OTP. Forget the beastiality. He's only part-cat after all and it wasn't his fault!!! Cat people need love, too!

Catherine as Sarah Connor was the hotness and I still salivate over her arms and those cheekbones and all the long, straight hair and how she was mostly crazy. How. Awesome!! Lena Headley could possibly do it, but she isn't Linda Hamilton so it's going to take some getting used to and that Zach kid from Heroes does not strike me as badass enough to be John Connor. I don't know. Just not right. You know this could all go very, very, very wrong.

And not just in the dirty, bad, wrong, twisty way that you are *so* wrong. Wrong but awesome because Connor/Connor, omg! Who do I gotta bribe.

Okay. I gotta work now. Stop distracting me.

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lettered March 12 2007, 16:17:08 UTC
Totally not drunk! See, this is me as a normally am.

I haven't written Firefly! The thing is I am not very fannish over Firefly. I *love* the show, and might've been fannish had it gone on, but there's really nothing I feel compelled to write.

But yeah, dances of DOOM! Totally press my buttons.

I liked the cat element of Vincent. Sick woman that I am. I love you forever for not discriminating against cat people. You are so generous and open-minded.

I still salivate over her arms and those cheekbones and all the long, straight hair and how she was mostly crazy

LOLOLOL me too!!!!

that Zach kid from Heroes does not strike me as badass enough to be John Connor.

I know. However he was in an ep of House and he was freakin' scary in that. But not really a badass.

because Connor/Connor, omg! Who do I gotta bribe.

ros_fod. Her idea.

*distracts*

Also, you are awesome. *draws hearts around you*

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seraphcelene March 12 2007, 19:22:05 UTC
Seriously ... adoration is distracting. I'm trying to work here. I'm also trying *very* hard to block out thoughts of the Angel post-NFA thing I'm working on and you with the VK and kita with the JM are So Not Helping.

Plus, you, with the hearts. Distracting. You are a Distraction. There. You've been dubbed.

And also, now, I wanna see you drunk AND fannish. That would be good times.

But yeah, dances of DOOM! Totally press my buttons.

I know. I had to use a line about Kali and River in eyes like the summer because HELLO, dancing killing machines. Yeah.

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lettered March 13 2007, 19:01:07 UTC
*loves you all up* 'cause I haven't done that yet today. Well, the thing about not having my laptop is I have this job where I just sit here. Usually I bring in my laptop and try to write, fic or original, and just go online leetle bits. But without my laptop I only have the work comp, on which I find writing far more difficult b/c it's not my own personal space. So I'm online like, all 8 hours.

Lots of people in my life have said they wanted to see me drunk, because I'm so *nuts*, they think I'll be a riot. But actually I tend to get quieter, more thoughtful, and more thinky, but like, *less* thinky, because I'm drunk. I just *feel* all thinky. Of course if I get really rip-roarin' drunk I just splooge all over the place, but I very much dislike myself that drunk. I never do that unless i have really bad cramps. Which happened once on the 4th of July in front of my whole extended family. *head desk*

line about Kali and River

That was fucking *awesome*.

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