La Vie De TKP Holiday Special!
So, I wanted to share some of my holidays with you, but I didn't get around to the...explanations most of these pics needed until recently.
I don't know how to do text on pictures any other way. I'd wager I don't have the right tools, not having Photoshop etc. Graphics kick my ass. So, sorry the text is all wobbly and weird. Hopefully it's still legible. If not, have fun trying to decipher what the hell is wrong with me and my family.
Let's start out with tame little X-mas cookies.
Moving on to more traditional cookies. Spending the season for the first time with my s-i-l, we bond, share family traditions, and eat blood.
This tradition is really important to me.
Now this is just fucked up. Why are so many evil dudes bleach blond? Spike, both Malfoys, Sark, that dude from Dune...
Wrapping of the future, baby. Did I mention I'm artistically challenged?
Ah, the parachute Santa tradition. Parchute Santa is that ornament you hide when guests come over, if you're Martha Stewart and sneaky like that, that ornament you hang at the back of the tree if you're MommyTKP, that ornament you just throw away if you want to be all simple about it. It's that ornament you got from heaven-knows-where and never liked in the first place and omg, is it being eaten by rats in the attic or what, DaughterTKP get that thing away from me! Yes, it's that ornament.
Every year MommyTKP hangs it in the back, and every year The Brothers and I find it and hang it front and center. Then, to the back of the tree it goes, until we notice and bring it back to the front. Come on. He's Santa. And . . . he has a parachute.
That's it. I wanted to show you my ducky slippers, but I no longer have access to a digital camera. I hope all of you had a nice season like I did.
I don't know how to do text on pictures any other way. I'd wager I don't have the right tools, not having Photoshop etc. Graphics kick my ass. So, sorry the text is all wobbly and weird. Hopefully it's still legible. If not, have fun trying to decipher what the hell is wrong with me and my family.
Let's start out with tame little X-mas cookies.
Moving on to more traditional cookies. Spending the season for the first time with my s-i-l, we bond, share family traditions, and eat blood.
This tradition is really important to me.
Now this is just fucked up. Why are so many evil dudes bleach blond? Spike, both Malfoys, Sark, that dude from Dune...
Wrapping of the future, baby. Did I mention I'm artistically challenged?
Ah, the parachute Santa tradition. Parchute Santa is that ornament you hide when guests come over, if you're Martha Stewart and sneaky like that, that ornament you hang at the back of the tree if you're MommyTKP, that ornament you just throw away if you want to be all simple about it. It's that ornament you got from heaven-knows-where and never liked in the first place and omg, is it being eaten by rats in the attic or what, DaughterTKP get that thing away from me! Yes, it's that ornament.
Every year MommyTKP hangs it in the back, and every year The Brothers and I find it and hang it front and center. Then, to the back of the tree it goes, until we notice and bring it back to the front. Come on. He's Santa. And . . . he has a parachute.
That's it. I wanted to show you my ducky slippers, but I no longer have access to a digital camera. I hope all of you had a nice season like I did.