I. [video]
[In the entrance hall, Tohru Adachi, with the candlestick-- wait, this isn't Clue. But a Japanese man with slightly messy hair and a crooked tie is in the entrance hall, looking around nervously and taking off his shoes.]
Uh, hello? Sorry for intruding, this, uh... I swear I don't have a habit of just barging in to houses, but this looked like the only place for miles and no one was answering the door, so...
But I really want to try that someday! With a warrant, of course, but-- W-Wait, that's beside the point.
Look, what I mean to say is, could I just use the phone to call someone or something? I'll be out of your hair in no time, promise!
[Taking a second glance around, and... Uh-oh, that mirror over there is broken, hope no one blames him for that. Well-- OH GOD GENERIC CRASHING NOISES FROM ABOVE WOW THIS FEELS THE OPPOSITE OF SAFE RIGHT NOW. DUCK AND COVER ADACHI IS THIS STANDARD POLICE PROCEDURE WHO CARES WHAT THE HELL IS--
Silence. A transparent white rabbit runs past, almost too quickly to notice. Almost.
Adachi just... stares. Straightens himself again. Scratches the back of his head.]
I... guess this is a bad time? Uh, sorry, I'll just... [The front door slams shut. Adachi's gone. Bye mansion. Bye forever.
The door reopens. A hand reaches in and grabs the shoes that were left behind. Now Adachi closes the door for real.]
Uh, hello? Sorry for intruding, this, uh... I swear I don't have a habit of just barging in to houses, but this looked like the only place for miles and no one was answering the door, so...
But I really want to try that someday! With a warrant, of course, but-- W-Wait, that's beside the point.
Look, what I mean to say is, could I just use the phone to call someone or something? I'll be out of your hair in no time, promise!
[Taking a second glance around, and... Uh-oh, that mirror over there is broken, hope no one blames him for that. Well-- OH GOD GENERIC CRASHING NOISES FROM ABOVE WOW THIS FEELS THE OPPOSITE OF SAFE RIGHT NOW. DUCK AND COVER ADACHI IS THIS STANDARD POLICE PROCEDURE WHO CARES WHAT THE HELL IS--
Silence. A transparent white rabbit runs past, almost too quickly to notice. Almost.
Adachi just... stares. Straightens himself again. Scratches the back of his head.]
I... guess this is a bad time? Uh, sorry, I'll just... [The front door slams shut. Adachi's gone. Bye mansion. Bye forever.
The door reopens. A hand reaches in and grabs the shoes that were left behind. Now Adachi closes the door for real.]