The kind of dream I'd pay money to have...
"Big" Chad Earl James had this little doozy of a dream the other night....
So he's about middle aged and has kids and a wife. Then all of a sudden his wife stabs him and kills him. So he's sitting in this big empty black space for a while when this hot devil chick comes up to him. She says, "we've been waiting for you Chad." Chad asks "where are we?" and she says, "Hell of course, now lets take the tour." so chad shrugs and follows her. As they're walking he hears laughing and talking. Then he comes to a room with Hitler, Saddam, and our friend Chris "Hammie" Hanson playing poker and taking shots. So chad goes "Hammie, what are you doing here?" and the devil woman says, " you know hamilton?" And chad tells her they went to high school together. So the devil woman says "i should've read your file, you must be one of the hellions." so then they keep walking and chad hears excited giggling and comes to a room where adrian and his friend justin are hitting jesus like a pinata on a rope and giggling about it. So adrian says hi to chad and chad asks "shouldn't jesus be in heaven?" and adrian says "there's no heaven, everyone comes down here man. If you were a badass up top you just live it up down here." so chad walks on with this chick and starts to hear some metal up ahead. and he thinks "eh, we're in hell, that makes sense." so then he comes to a room where dennis is on stage as vocalist with jimi hendrix on guitar, tommy lee on drums, and the grim reaper on bass. so he keeps walking and hears a lot of girls up ahead. so he's thinking "hell yea" and then he comes to a room full of school girls and me in the middle of all of them. I just look up at him and say "this is fucking great" and he keeps walking. Then he woke up right before he met the devil.
I can't wait to fucking die and go to hell now.
So he's about middle aged and has kids and a wife. Then all of a sudden his wife stabs him and kills him. So he's sitting in this big empty black space for a while when this hot devil chick comes up to him. She says, "we've been waiting for you Chad." Chad asks "where are we?" and she says, "Hell of course, now lets take the tour." so chad shrugs and follows her. As they're walking he hears laughing and talking. Then he comes to a room with Hitler, Saddam, and our friend Chris "Hammie" Hanson playing poker and taking shots. So chad goes "Hammie, what are you doing here?" and the devil woman says, " you know hamilton?" And chad tells her they went to high school together. So the devil woman says "i should've read your file, you must be one of the hellions." so then they keep walking and chad hears excited giggling and comes to a room where adrian and his friend justin are hitting jesus like a pinata on a rope and giggling about it. So adrian says hi to chad and chad asks "shouldn't jesus be in heaven?" and adrian says "there's no heaven, everyone comes down here man. If you were a badass up top you just live it up down here." so chad walks on with this chick and starts to hear some metal up ahead. and he thinks "eh, we're in hell, that makes sense." so then he comes to a room where dennis is on stage as vocalist with jimi hendrix on guitar, tommy lee on drums, and the grim reaper on bass. so he keeps walking and hears a lot of girls up ahead. so he's thinking "hell yea" and then he comes to a room full of school girls and me in the middle of all of them. I just look up at him and say "this is fucking great" and he keeps walking. Then he woke up right before he met the devil.
I can't wait to fucking die and go to hell now.