Andy....the post no one ever read before but should have....
SoSorryEmptySoul: Hello.
MoshEqualsFun: hi
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've.. never really spoken with anyone online before. Does it entertain?
MoshEqualsFun: haha, umm, i guess i am usually entertained by it
MoshEqualsFun: i dont go to bed for a while usually
MoshEqualsFun: haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: I tend to sleep alot.
MoshEqualsFun: i wish i did
SoSorryEmptySoul: Nothing else to do.
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've only had the internet for 2 weeks now.
MoshEqualsFun: oh really?? you missed out by like 15 years
MoshEqualsFun: haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: Have I?
MoshEqualsFun: yea, haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: A shame. It is difficult to keep up with the times here.
MoshEqualsFun: its ok, you probably saved a lot of wasted time
MoshEqualsFun: im andy by the way
SoSorryEmptySoul: Delighted, Andy.
MoshEqualsFun: grand
SoSorryEmptySoul: My name is Cätälin.
MoshEqualsFun: where you from?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Romania. Yourself?
MoshEqualsFun: minnesota
SoSorryEmptySoul: In the United States?!
MoshEqualsFun: the very same
SoSorryEmptySoul: This internet could become addictive. Meeting people from other lands...
MoshEqualsFun: yea, it does have that aaspect
SoSorryEmptySoul: What do you look like?
MoshEqualsFun: i can send you a pic if you want
MoshEqualsFun wants to directly connect.
SoSorryEmptySoul is now directly connected.
SoSorryEmptySoul: I am confused...
MoshEqualsFun:
SoSorryEmptySoul: How...?
MoshEqualsFun:
SoSorryEmptySoul: That... is you?
MoshEqualsFun: yep
SoSorryEmptySoul: Computers never cease to amaze me.
MoshEqualsFun: haha, arent they amazing?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Indeed.
MoshEqualsFun: how is romania this time of year?
SoSorryEmptySoul: As it is other times. Boring.
MoshEqualsFun: thats no good
SoSorryEmptySoul: I'd much like to move away...
MoshEqualsFun: to where?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've yet to decide. I am contemplating just wondering untill I find someplace I like.
MoshEqualsFun: leaving romania?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Yes.
MoshEqualsFun: come to the us, we rule
SoSorryEmptySoul: Yes, more people, more places to see...
MoshEqualsFun: its not a bad place
SoSorryEmptySoul: So it would seem.
SoSorryEmptySoul: How old are you, Andy?
MoshEqualsFun: 21
SoSorryEmptySoul: Hmm...
MoshEqualsFun: how about you?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Older than you would care to believe.
MoshEqualsFun: haha, 32
SoSorryEmptySoul: As I said, you wouldn't believe it.
MoshEqualsFun: 52
SoSorryEmptySoul: Keep guessing, you'll find it.. eventually..
MoshEqualsFun: 84
SoSorryEmptySoul: But now you state numbers in jest.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Surely you don't believe me to be 84 do you?
MoshEqualsFun: i have no idea
MoshEqualsFun: you said i wouldnt believe it
MoshEqualsFun: i believe anything
MoshEqualsFun: 44
SoSorryEmptySoul: try 276
MoshEqualsFun: oh wow
MoshEqualsFun: what's up god?
SoSorryEmptySoul: You're amusing.
MoshEqualsFun: its what i aim for
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've never left Romania, I was born a gypsy, eventually I quit moving about the country-side
MoshEqualsFun: how was that?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I got tired of it. I left and lived on my own.. I was 17 I believe.
MoshEqualsFun: i feel like there should be a violin playing in the background, and some sort of flashback vision for the both of us
SoSorryEmptySoul: I had an... unfortunate... meeting with an undesirable one night however.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Haha. I like you Andy, perhaps we shall meet.
MoshEqualsFun: perhaps someday
MoshEqualsFun: im always just chillin around my apartment
SoSorryEmptySoul: Then perhaps I'll visit soon.
MoshEqualsFun: for your first time out of romania ever??
SoSorryEmptySoul: Spoken as if you have a better suggestion?
MoshEqualsFun: no, not at all
MoshEqualsFun: id be pretty cool if i was someone you visited
SoSorryEmptySoul: If you say so.. you might get more than you bargained for, however.
MoshEqualsFun: oh yea??
MoshEqualsFun: how do you figure???
MoshEqualsFun: im quite the bargain shopper
SoSorryEmptySoul: You don't think everybody is cursed with living for 276 years do you?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Romanians are human too.
MoshEqualsFun: i would think so, even those that are 276
SoSorryEmptySoul: They cut the head off the bodies of their dead for a reason. Just as they bury the body with a stake in the heart for the same.
MoshEqualsFun: makes sense, we dont have any good ideas like that here
MoshEqualsFun: "lets just put them in a box and only six feet down"
MoshEqualsFun: yea...real smart
SoSorryEmptySoul: You've no need for it.
MoshEqualsFun: you have no idea how much we need it
SoSorryEmptySoul: Oh?
MoshEqualsFun: i guess neither to i
MoshEqualsFun: hahaha
SoSorryEmptySoul: You've police. Investigators and the like...
SoSorryEmptySoul: They.. find a cause of death.
SoSorryEmptySoul: an autopsy I believe.
MoshEqualsFun: thats the one
SoSorryEmptySoul: We.. don't have that here.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Well, in some parts we do.
MoshEqualsFun: not the parts where they dead have some shit to deal with?
SoSorryEmptySoul: But here, when a man turns up dead with his neck ripped out... people are... afraid.
MoshEqualsFun: not here, we just call that the mafia baby
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's either blamed on my or one of my pets. And they make a big deal of it.
MoshEqualsFun: oh yea, what pets do you have?
MoshEqualsFun: my parents have a llhasa apso
SoSorryEmptySoul: The truth is, only a small percentage of the dead here are a result of "other things."
MoshEqualsFun: we only blame piss in the house on her
SoSorryEmptySoul: My pets...
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've a few rats, my cat, and some wolves.
MoshEqualsFun: word, i wouldnt mind a wolf or 2
SoSorryEmptySoul: They're beautiful creatures.
MoshEqualsFun: sleek coats and stuff right?
MoshEqualsFun: keep em healthy
SoSorryEmptySoul: They manage.
SoSorryEmptySoul: In fact it's rare that I have to find food for them. They're good about finding that on their own.
MoshEqualsFun: yea, funny things about wolves...
SoSorryEmptySoul: Although the gypsies dislike that...
SoSorryEmptySoul: They manage as well. Haha.
MoshEqualsFun: but you have been a gypsy for some 200 years now, so fuck them right?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I was born one, I've lived by myself the last 259 years
MoshEqualsFun: yea, so you're probably good then
SoSorryEmptySoul: They believe me to be dead. Though they suspect other things. No one remembers my name in this age, however, so I've little to worry about.
MoshEqualsFun: lucky thing huh?
MoshEqualsFun: maybe i should try that
MoshEqualsFun: how do you get to live so long?? i could just say fuck off to everyone i know
MoshEqualsFun: thatd rule
SoSorryEmptySoul: If I ever visit you, you'll know more.
MoshEqualsFun: right right...the computer might be bugged
MoshEqualsFun: good call
SoSorryEmptySoul: No, it's just not something that is told to one as yourself.
SoSorryEmptySoul: It must be.. showed to you.
MoshEqualsFun: right on
MoshEqualsFun: thatd rule
MoshEqualsFun: does it hurt?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Only for a while, then you die.
MoshEqualsFun: how's that supposed to help me live?
SoSorryEmptySoul: You stay dead perhaps... 5? 10 minutes?
MoshEqualsFun: oh cool
MoshEqualsFun: thats fine then
MoshEqualsFun: do you get a lot of ass being alive for so long?
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's odd moving about at first.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Being bitten at 18 years of age... I still look 18. I don't typically brag, but I've had 50 men's share of women.
MoshEqualsFun: right on
MoshEqualsFun: but like 50 dudes that get lots of play right??
SoSorryEmptySoul: I'll put it this way, I've had twice my age in virigins.
SoSorryEmptySoul: All knew meaning to you're american phrase "Fuck 'em and suck 'em."
MoshEqualsFun: right on, thats like 500 notches in the bed post
MoshEqualsFun: can you eat yourself?? what would happen?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've taken a bite of my arm once.
SoSorryEmptySoul: It grew back in seconds and didn't taste very good.
MoshEqualsFun: you gotta fry that shit up
SoSorryEmptySoul: And watch it turn to dust?
MoshEqualsFun: i guess, just add salt then
MoshEqualsFun: thats what my roommate would do
SoSorryEmptySoul: NO!
SoSorryEmptySoul: No salt.
MoshEqualsFun: i swear he's headed for a heart attack
MoshEqualsFun: good call, watch your health, sodium is bad for you
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's not the heart, I don't even need mine.
MoshEqualsFun: ill take it
SoSorryEmptySoul: It has an adverse effect on your skin...
MoshEqualsFun: i bet i could sell that for some good dough on the market
SoSorryEmptySoul: Ha.
MoshEqualsFun: but im gonna hit the hay
SoSorryEmptySoul: Invest in a bed.
MoshEqualsFun: hah
SoSorryEmptySoul: Much better than hay.
MoshEqualsFun: you got me on that one
MoshEqualsFun: quick wit on you...i better watch it
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've adjusted to this internet conversation.
MoshEqualsFun: works out alright wouldnt you say??
SoSorryEmptySoul: It is enjoyable.
SoSorryEmptySoul: However the electric company will notice the owner of this home is dead sooner or later, I best pay the poor sap's bill if I wish to stay on.
SoSorryEmptySoul: A good night to you. I must find something else to entertain myself with untill nightfall...
MoshEqualsFun: right on, and for your own sake put up an air freshner
SoSorryEmptySoul: Not a bad idea...
SoSorryEmptySoul direct connection is closed.
MoshEqualsFun: and ill leave you on that note
MoshEqualsFun: hi
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've.. never really spoken with anyone online before. Does it entertain?
MoshEqualsFun: haha, umm, i guess i am usually entertained by it
MoshEqualsFun: i dont go to bed for a while usually
MoshEqualsFun: haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: I tend to sleep alot.
MoshEqualsFun: i wish i did
SoSorryEmptySoul: Nothing else to do.
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've only had the internet for 2 weeks now.
MoshEqualsFun: oh really?? you missed out by like 15 years
MoshEqualsFun: haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: Have I?
MoshEqualsFun: yea, haha
SoSorryEmptySoul: A shame. It is difficult to keep up with the times here.
MoshEqualsFun: its ok, you probably saved a lot of wasted time
MoshEqualsFun: im andy by the way
SoSorryEmptySoul: Delighted, Andy.
MoshEqualsFun: grand
SoSorryEmptySoul: My name is Cätälin.
MoshEqualsFun: where you from?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Romania. Yourself?
MoshEqualsFun: minnesota
SoSorryEmptySoul: In the United States?!
MoshEqualsFun: the very same
SoSorryEmptySoul: This internet could become addictive. Meeting people from other lands...
MoshEqualsFun: yea, it does have that aaspect
SoSorryEmptySoul: What do you look like?
MoshEqualsFun: i can send you a pic if you want
MoshEqualsFun wants to directly connect.
SoSorryEmptySoul is now directly connected.
SoSorryEmptySoul: I am confused...
MoshEqualsFun:
SoSorryEmptySoul: How...?
MoshEqualsFun:
SoSorryEmptySoul: That... is you?
MoshEqualsFun: yep
SoSorryEmptySoul: Computers never cease to amaze me.
MoshEqualsFun: haha, arent they amazing?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Indeed.
MoshEqualsFun: how is romania this time of year?
SoSorryEmptySoul: As it is other times. Boring.
MoshEqualsFun: thats no good
SoSorryEmptySoul: I'd much like to move away...
MoshEqualsFun: to where?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've yet to decide. I am contemplating just wondering untill I find someplace I like.
MoshEqualsFun: leaving romania?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Yes.
MoshEqualsFun: come to the us, we rule
SoSorryEmptySoul: Yes, more people, more places to see...
MoshEqualsFun: its not a bad place
SoSorryEmptySoul: So it would seem.
SoSorryEmptySoul: How old are you, Andy?
MoshEqualsFun: 21
SoSorryEmptySoul: Hmm...
MoshEqualsFun: how about you?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Older than you would care to believe.
MoshEqualsFun: haha, 32
SoSorryEmptySoul: As I said, you wouldn't believe it.
MoshEqualsFun: 52
SoSorryEmptySoul: Keep guessing, you'll find it.. eventually..
MoshEqualsFun: 84
SoSorryEmptySoul: But now you state numbers in jest.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Surely you don't believe me to be 84 do you?
MoshEqualsFun: i have no idea
MoshEqualsFun: you said i wouldnt believe it
MoshEqualsFun: i believe anything
MoshEqualsFun: 44
SoSorryEmptySoul: try 276
MoshEqualsFun: oh wow
MoshEqualsFun: what's up god?
SoSorryEmptySoul: You're amusing.
MoshEqualsFun: its what i aim for
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've never left Romania, I was born a gypsy, eventually I quit moving about the country-side
MoshEqualsFun: how was that?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I got tired of it. I left and lived on my own.. I was 17 I believe.
MoshEqualsFun: i feel like there should be a violin playing in the background, and some sort of flashback vision for the both of us
SoSorryEmptySoul: I had an... unfortunate... meeting with an undesirable one night however.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Haha. I like you Andy, perhaps we shall meet.
MoshEqualsFun: perhaps someday
MoshEqualsFun: im always just chillin around my apartment
SoSorryEmptySoul: Then perhaps I'll visit soon.
MoshEqualsFun: for your first time out of romania ever??
SoSorryEmptySoul: Spoken as if you have a better suggestion?
MoshEqualsFun: no, not at all
MoshEqualsFun: id be pretty cool if i was someone you visited
SoSorryEmptySoul: If you say so.. you might get more than you bargained for, however.
MoshEqualsFun: oh yea??
MoshEqualsFun: how do you figure???
MoshEqualsFun: im quite the bargain shopper
SoSorryEmptySoul: You don't think everybody is cursed with living for 276 years do you?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Romanians are human too.
MoshEqualsFun: i would think so, even those that are 276
SoSorryEmptySoul: They cut the head off the bodies of their dead for a reason. Just as they bury the body with a stake in the heart for the same.
MoshEqualsFun: makes sense, we dont have any good ideas like that here
MoshEqualsFun: "lets just put them in a box and only six feet down"
MoshEqualsFun: yea...real smart
SoSorryEmptySoul: You've no need for it.
MoshEqualsFun: you have no idea how much we need it
SoSorryEmptySoul: Oh?
MoshEqualsFun: i guess neither to i
MoshEqualsFun: hahaha
SoSorryEmptySoul: You've police. Investigators and the like...
SoSorryEmptySoul: They.. find a cause of death.
SoSorryEmptySoul: an autopsy I believe.
MoshEqualsFun: thats the one
SoSorryEmptySoul: We.. don't have that here.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Well, in some parts we do.
MoshEqualsFun: not the parts where they dead have some shit to deal with?
SoSorryEmptySoul: But here, when a man turns up dead with his neck ripped out... people are... afraid.
MoshEqualsFun: not here, we just call that the mafia baby
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's either blamed on my or one of my pets. And they make a big deal of it.
MoshEqualsFun: oh yea, what pets do you have?
MoshEqualsFun: my parents have a llhasa apso
SoSorryEmptySoul: The truth is, only a small percentage of the dead here are a result of "other things."
MoshEqualsFun: we only blame piss in the house on her
SoSorryEmptySoul: My pets...
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've a few rats, my cat, and some wolves.
MoshEqualsFun: word, i wouldnt mind a wolf or 2
SoSorryEmptySoul: They're beautiful creatures.
MoshEqualsFun: sleek coats and stuff right?
MoshEqualsFun: keep em healthy
SoSorryEmptySoul: They manage.
SoSorryEmptySoul: In fact it's rare that I have to find food for them. They're good about finding that on their own.
MoshEqualsFun: yea, funny things about wolves...
SoSorryEmptySoul: Although the gypsies dislike that...
SoSorryEmptySoul: They manage as well. Haha.
MoshEqualsFun: but you have been a gypsy for some 200 years now, so fuck them right?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I was born one, I've lived by myself the last 259 years
MoshEqualsFun: yea, so you're probably good then
SoSorryEmptySoul: They believe me to be dead. Though they suspect other things. No one remembers my name in this age, however, so I've little to worry about.
MoshEqualsFun: lucky thing huh?
MoshEqualsFun: maybe i should try that
MoshEqualsFun: how do you get to live so long?? i could just say fuck off to everyone i know
MoshEqualsFun: thatd rule
SoSorryEmptySoul: If I ever visit you, you'll know more.
MoshEqualsFun: right right...the computer might be bugged
MoshEqualsFun: good call
SoSorryEmptySoul: No, it's just not something that is told to one as yourself.
SoSorryEmptySoul: It must be.. showed to you.
MoshEqualsFun: right on
MoshEqualsFun: thatd rule
MoshEqualsFun: does it hurt?
SoSorryEmptySoul: Only for a while, then you die.
MoshEqualsFun: how's that supposed to help me live?
SoSorryEmptySoul: You stay dead perhaps... 5? 10 minutes?
MoshEqualsFun: oh cool
MoshEqualsFun: thats fine then
MoshEqualsFun: do you get a lot of ass being alive for so long?
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's odd moving about at first.
SoSorryEmptySoul: Being bitten at 18 years of age... I still look 18. I don't typically brag, but I've had 50 men's share of women.
MoshEqualsFun: right on
MoshEqualsFun: but like 50 dudes that get lots of play right??
SoSorryEmptySoul: I'll put it this way, I've had twice my age in virigins.
SoSorryEmptySoul: All knew meaning to you're american phrase "Fuck 'em and suck 'em."
MoshEqualsFun: right on, thats like 500 notches in the bed post
MoshEqualsFun: can you eat yourself?? what would happen?
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've taken a bite of my arm once.
SoSorryEmptySoul: It grew back in seconds and didn't taste very good.
MoshEqualsFun: you gotta fry that shit up
SoSorryEmptySoul: And watch it turn to dust?
MoshEqualsFun: i guess, just add salt then
MoshEqualsFun: thats what my roommate would do
SoSorryEmptySoul: NO!
SoSorryEmptySoul: No salt.
MoshEqualsFun: i swear he's headed for a heart attack
MoshEqualsFun: good call, watch your health, sodium is bad for you
SoSorryEmptySoul: It's not the heart, I don't even need mine.
MoshEqualsFun: ill take it
SoSorryEmptySoul: It has an adverse effect on your skin...
MoshEqualsFun: i bet i could sell that for some good dough on the market
SoSorryEmptySoul: Ha.
MoshEqualsFun: but im gonna hit the hay
SoSorryEmptySoul: Invest in a bed.
MoshEqualsFun: hah
SoSorryEmptySoul: Much better than hay.
MoshEqualsFun: you got me on that one
MoshEqualsFun: quick wit on you...i better watch it
SoSorryEmptySoul: I've adjusted to this internet conversation.
MoshEqualsFun: works out alright wouldnt you say??
SoSorryEmptySoul: It is enjoyable.
SoSorryEmptySoul: However the electric company will notice the owner of this home is dead sooner or later, I best pay the poor sap's bill if I wish to stay on.
SoSorryEmptySoul: A good night to you. I must find something else to entertain myself with untill nightfall...
MoshEqualsFun: right on, and for your own sake put up an air freshner
SoSorryEmptySoul: Not a bad idea...
SoSorryEmptySoul direct connection is closed.
MoshEqualsFun: and ill leave you on that note