[Admiral's LJ]

[letspunchit]

http://basicinstructions.net/ask-capt-pike/

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I don't know what to make of this. I really don't.

Comments

[t_vau]

I believe in Harvey Dent.

[letspunchit]

So I should stay away from acid and/or flaming puddles of gasoline?

Sounds like a plan.

[t_vau]

A good policy even when one's alternate dimension counterpart does not appear to suffer from conspicuous facial disfiguration.

[its_oriley]

Holy shit. Oh, my...I don't even know what to say.

[t_vau]

You appear to be saying holy shit.

[its_oriley]

Sorry, I'm kind of in shock. I did not expect you of all people to make a Dark Knight reference. My perception of you is blown.

[t_vau]

Holy unfounded assumptions, Batman.

[its_oriley]

I don't suppose you have a favorite villain?

[t_vau]

Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.

[its_oriley]

Nice. Have you read The Long Halloween? It's a classic.

My favorite villain has got to be Scarecrow. Although Catwoman as portrayed in Batman Returns is amazingly sexy. Rawr.

[t_vau]

The title is inaccurate. Halloween lasts precisely the same amount of time every year. The actions of the holiday killer do not change this fact.

Would Scarecrow protest if you selected an alternative favorite?

[its_oriley]

So you have read it.

I kind of already did? Catwoman...mmm...

Joker comes pretty close, too, though. How about you? Do you have a second-favorite?

[t_vau]

No.

[its_oriley]

So then Soloman Grundy is the only villain you like?

[t_vau]

He is my only favorite.

[its_oriley]

What other ones do you like, then? They don't have to match up to your love of Soloman Grundy.