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[getmesomewhisky]

[Realizing that he's no longer in his bed, Xanxus wakes up to find himself laying face down in the grass, sitting up and briefly scanning this unfamiliar place. And there's a stupid fox mask laying on the ground next to him. How the hell did this happen

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[magic_sidekick]

Hi~ Are you lost per chance?

[getmesomewhisky]

No.

[...Well, yes, but he's not going to say that out loud.]

[magic_sidekick]

Oh, well that's a first~ You're the first one to say that. All of us are lost, since we don't know where we are.

[She frowns.]

Are you saying you know where we are?

[Hopeful look of hope and MOE]

[Please don't call her useless scum? <3]

[getmesomewhisky]

[THE MOE. IT BUUURNS. So he's going to look away now before he goes blind.]

No.

[She's off the hook for now.]

[magic_sidekick]

[She looks to the ground.]

Oh... well then.... Ah! I know. What's your name? My name's Trucy. Trucy Wright and Magician Extraordinaire.

[Trucy Twirl OF MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE. LOOK. LOOK AT THE MOE AND LOVE HER.]

[getmesomewhisky]

...Xanxus.

[NO. HE REFUSES TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.]

[magic_sidekick]

{MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE smile.]

It's nice to meet you Xanxus. Are you missing anyone? Like from your party?

[getmesomewhisky]

[STILL NOT LOOKING. And goddamn, does she ever stop talking? He should start walking now.]

None of your business.

[magic_sidekick]

[She pauses. He's annoyed. Why?]

I'm sorry if I offended you Xanxus...

[getmesomewhisky]

Che.

[Stiiiill walking.]

[magic_sidekick]

[Alright fine then.]

Take care Xanxus! I'll see you around.