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[strongfists]

[He wakes up and... this is neither his bed nor the hospital bed (both of which he is quite used to by now.)]

...?

[A small pause while he takes in his surroundings. This does not look like Konoha.]

Gai-sensei mentioned he would help me train. Perhaps this is the secret training ground...

[Insert EXCITEMENT and fist pumps into the air here]

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[firefists]

[Tatsuki stops her attempt to break a store window with her bares hands and stares as the boy zooms by on his hands. Really? Seriously? His hands?]

Oi! Where are you headed, on your hands?

[strongfists]

[Stops to look in the direction of the voice.]

I just arrived here! I am walking around to familiarize myself with this city. Do you live here? [Nevermind the fact that it doesn't look like anyone lives here.]

Awe that icon is so cute <3

[firefists]

[Tatsuki can't control it and she begins to laugh.]

Ah, well, [hahahaha] No I don't. This place is the worst place ever to wake up in I can tell you.

His biiiig eyes make you melt 8D

[strongfists]

So you woke up here as well?! Are you training too? I personally think waking up in the hospital is the worst place to wake up.

I AM A POOL AT HIS FEET.

[firefists]

[Is this guy serious?]

Training? More like running for my life every night. You haven't lived through a night yet, have you?

[strongfists]

[Very serious. Unfortunately.]

No, I just arrived. What happens at night?

/DEAD

[firefists]

[Ooooh boy.]

Well, you're stripped of all your powers and demons chase you, trying to catch you and they're deadset on catching you.

If only he had this affect on fictional girls :P Or takers!

[strongfists]

[Pause to think this over]

This must be a mission! I, Konoha's Handsom Devil, Rock Lee, will defeat these demons for you.

[Here, have a nice guy pose]

Psht who needs Sakura?

[firefists]

[He is serious, someone save this poor fool before he gets himself KILLED.]

Rock, please, stop. It's not possible. Did you not hear the part about not being able to do ANYTHING against them? They will win, you cannot fight them.

True facts

[strongfists]

[I'm smelling someone getting taken... >.>]

But I cannot back down when there are people in need of saving! I will train very hard for this so I do not lose.

Re: True facts

[firefists]

[Yes seriously.]

Rock, you...

[He just doesn't get it, does he?]

There is no winning that fight. You'll get yourself killed and that won't do anyone ANY good.

[strongfists]

[Hopefully there'll be someone around so he doesn't make the same mistake twice. 'Cause, ya'know, he won't remember any of it... :(]

I am sorry, but that is the wrong attitude to have. If we do not try anything, we will simply be running away for the rest of our time here. Do not worry, I am ready to take on these beasts.

[firefists]

[Obviously Tatsuki's going to handcuff him to her.]

So you're ready to lose and die for nothing? Rock, I understand the honor of the fight, but you've got to know when to flee and when to fight and NOW is the time to flee.

What good will your death do? None. In fact, it's just one more victory for them. For all we know, you being taken could supercharge them and then they'd get us all. Have you thought of that?

[She wants to wring his neck because he reminds her of Kuroski.]

[strongfists]

[Oh my. Be careful Tatsuki :o]

[BTWs, no he hasn't thought of that.]

Do not worry, I am a skilled ninja. It is our jobs to fend off beasts.

IF HE DOESN'T STOP BEING DOOF I'M GOING TO USE THIS ICON.

[firefists]

[On second thought that's more crack!fic-esque.]

[She groans.]

You don't get it do you? Engaging them is asking for death Rock. It's not your job to die pointlessly is it?

OH NOES! RUN LEE, RUN...

[strongfists]

[Anything that involves handcuffs is quite cracktastic]

I have fought many unknown enemies. This will not be a pointless death.

[Nevermind the fact that uh... I'm not sure I remember Lee winning many battles >.>]