Bernie
Ella and I colored eggs Thursday night and it was fun as usual. This is the 5th year in a row we've done it. We need to do it every single year until we're like 80. You can go look at the pictures here if you want to.
I have the very first George Foreman grill ever made (you know, the one with no handle!). We got it way back when you could only order them on TV. So I was being a nice girlfriend and made Gary dinner Friday night (using George) and when I went to put the food onto the grill, the cover slammed down on my hand and burned me! Of course I yelled, "AHHH FUCK SHIT FUCK UUGGGGGH!" But then it didn't hurt at all and I just kept cooking. Then about 20 minutes later, it felt like my skin was melting off. Now there are two dark red lines on my hand, and you can totally tell I'm an asshole and grilled my hand, or I got attacked by the cat, but it's WAY deeper than a scratch. What a piece of crap!
Yesterday at Easter dinner Harvey's family were all like "Hey how are y....WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?" because it's so bright red.
I bet Gary had pieces of my flesh cooked onto his chicken and cheese tortillas. Mmm!
I have the very first George Foreman grill ever made (you know, the one with no handle!). We got it way back when you could only order them on TV. So I was being a nice girlfriend and made Gary dinner Friday night (using George) and when I went to put the food onto the grill, the cover slammed down on my hand and burned me! Of course I yelled, "AHHH FUCK SHIT FUCK UUGGGGGH!" But then it didn't hurt at all and I just kept cooking. Then about 20 minutes later, it felt like my skin was melting off. Now there are two dark red lines on my hand, and you can totally tell I'm an asshole and grilled my hand, or I got attacked by the cat, but it's WAY deeper than a scratch. What a piece of crap!
Yesterday at Easter dinner Harvey's family were all like "Hey how are y....WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?" because it's so bright red.
I bet Gary had pieces of my flesh cooked onto his chicken and cheese tortillas. Mmm!