This day is turning into the perfect NJ spring day. Mmmm. Just hangin' taking it easy kickin' it to some good ol' @ jasonderulo. about 8 hours ago via Twittelator
Kick ass rules. Super funny and completely opposite of what I was expecting. I would say it was kick ass, but that's too cliche even for me. about 2 hours ago via Twittelator
It's now swelled to well beyond the size of a golfball. Good God. I could get some kind of record for this thing. about 4 hours ago via Twittelator
Just tried to pop a super gnarly exotic bug/spider bite. Crazy things came out of it. The likes of which I've never seen. I'm scared. about 4 hours ago via Twittelator
Also if you throw in a bag of popcorn, I'll sneak in the good ol' hole in the bag of popcorn trick about 5 hours ago via Twittelator
"How do I get a hold of you? Just contacts the mayors office. he has a special light that shoots into the sky. It's a giant cock" about 6 hours ago via Twittelator
So many good movies coming out who wants to go on movie dates w/me Ill buy you a ticket you get me a wild cherry icee and well call it even about 7 hours ago via Twittelator
Holy fuck. I want to see the expendables just because of the cast. And cause stone cold said so. about 7 hours ago via Twittelator
He got 6 months in chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. 8 year olds, dude. about 8 hours ago via Twittelator
Facebook.com/michaeljohngentile is the url to my real facebook. All the other ones are faker imposters! about 10 hours ago via Twittelator