Thought I pissed people off with over-tweetage last night, but just finished reading 350+ FOB related @ replies ... You're all amazing <3 about 17 hours ago via Twittelator
"to the love.... i left my conscience pressed, through the key hole i watched you dress, kiss and tell.... loose lips sink ships..." about 22 hours ago via Tweetie
There's nothing better than rad taxi driver. killer conversations with mr. Gubnitsky, better than any history book. 12 minutes ago via Twittelator
In a taxi with I won't mention who, cause he farted and it smelled so bad my eyes are tearing. We might crash. I'm gagging 18 minutes ago via Twittelator
Tried to spit mouthwash in the toilet. Missed and got all over my legs. bed time. I was never god at basketball. about 22 hours ago via Twittelator
I got such a great tan today that even if Fabio and Ricky Martin fucked, their offspring couldn't touch me/my skin complection right now. about 23 hours ago via Twittelator
Imagine what the world would be if being naked would be normal, no such thing as clothes. My hugs would be so much better. And awkward. 10:40 PM Apr 20th via Twittelator