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[letsdosomecrime]

do we have a lost and found box or something? cause ive misplaced my brother and would like him back at some point

if anyone has seen a dork in a big red cape since he never takes that stupid thing off that also looks exactly like me but with darker and lamer hair can you please return him to the young avengers clubhouse or leave a message to tell

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[not_ur_savior]

Wait..what..?

[letsdosomecrime]

you seriously need to get him micro chipped or something

[letsdosomecrime]

or a collar with a bell on it

[not_ur_savior]

....He'd kill me. And then probably kill you too.

[letsdosomecrime]

or a big neon sign with a flashing arrow on it

[letsdosomecrime]

hey wait a sec when the hell did you get here

[not_ur_savior]

That's a long story... Once I found what part of here I'm in..

[letsdosomecrime]

how the hell are you lost? this is manhattan

[letsdosomecrime]

you live here

[not_ur_savior]

Well, let's see... if I had some kind of street sign or landmark to go by that wasn't completely destroyed...

..or you know super speed, life would be much easier.

[letsdosomecrime]

well excuse me skrull boy

and here was me thinking you could take care of yourself

[not_ur_savior]

I've been taking care of myself just fine. A little fuzzy from the crash landing in the gutter, but..

[letsdosomecrime]

so youve been wandering the streets for days with killer mutated crabs on the lose and you didnt think to come straight to the clubhouse?

[not_ur_savior]

....Well, actually.. I haven't been looking for the clubhouse. I've been looking for Billy.

[letsdosomecrime]

was that before or after you found out he was missing

[letsdosomecrime]

because if it was before the first place you shoulda looked would be the clubhouse seein as thats where we live