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[letsdosomecrime]

holy shit, when did those things get all meatier and faster? still not as fast as me but seriously one almost managed to attack me today

billy what chances are there that you can make the clubhouse crab proof cause i dont really want to be dealing with that shit when im trying to sleep

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[inmyothertights]

... Almost managed to attack you as in how exactly? You're not hurt, right?

[letsdosomecrime]

it kind of jumped up and tried to bite me

[letsdosomecrime]

on the face

[inmyothertights]

... I'm gonna assume the emphasis is on tried there because if you were actually hurt you'd be whining a whole lot more.

[letsdosomecrime]

oh no i actually did get hurt but its not like

[letsdosomecrime]

a bite

[inmyothertights]

... So are we talking 'requires immediate medical attention' hurt or 'kind of bruised but being vague about it because I'm an idiot' hurt?

I'm assuming 'kind of bruised but being vague about it because I'm an idiot', because a) you are an idiot and b) you're being so vague I've had to start every single one of my comments to this post with an ellipsis.

[letsdosomecrime]

well i am bleeding you know

[inmyothertights]

But, like - badly? Are you okay?

[letsdosomecrime]

my shoulder is a little sore but im fine

[letsdosomecrime]

geez give me some credit

[inmyothertights]

See, clarity, not that hard.

Nothing I need to take care of, right? Because if the crabs are as bad as everyone's saying I think I'm gonna need to save all my magic for bites.

[letsdosomecrime]

im sure i'll be fine without medical attention unless you really want to give it to me

[letsdosomecrime]

id be more worried about keeping this place crab proof for a while though

[inmyothertights]

Right. I was thinking maybe I could try to cast a spell to keep them away, but I don't know for sure it'd work - I mean, it might be better if we just try to board up the windows and stuff, because seriously? If they got you there's no way I'll stand a chance on my bike, so if I need to get to anyone I'm gonna have to teleport.

[letsdosomecrime]

i could probably find something to barricade the windows with if you want to help