"what the apple says on the andy milonakis show"
1. DO YOU SNORE?
neverrr
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
being/feeling left out
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I had 2 lego maniac brothers and owned a couple “girl lego” sets in my day
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
love to hate, hate to love
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAW
more like bite, not chew, thats weird
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
of course
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
what, somehow I feel like I cant win even if I understood the question
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
no, but I did today because my sister was doing her makeup and we were previously watching the sound of music, so naturally we were singing togeth
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope, that’s not really on my list of things to do and enjoy…
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
any beach, even if its covered in snow I love the ocean, but id rather be in it than just near it
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
not at all, he has to wait for his audience to laugh, and then if they don’t, he laughs and then everyone else does too cause they don’t want him to feel stupid. Yup.
15. WHY IS GEORGE BUSH SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
im like peas and ice cream when it comes to politics. ??
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
some what
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
how old is that question?! That was printed on tshirts when I was in 7th grade… get with it
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no, congradulations if you can, youre surely going far.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
the only child that isn’t loved
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
pens please
23.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUNTING?
stupid people wearing orange in freezing weather. Idiots, perhaps?
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
in the optimistic portion of my mind, but probably not in my future.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no, but I just scribble cause I don’t like writing
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
nothing really, but I think everyone is allergic to me
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
fuck you? Yeah.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
no, hes definitely dead.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
how are they sad?
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I looove eggs thank you for asking
31. ARE U DUMB?
pretty much
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
who said anything about a sock
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
1233
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
kay, kiki and kayley sue when I was little. Also called susan, Kayla, kayley susan, HAYLEY ?
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
the people, food, floor, EVERYTHING about mcds is gross
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
like 10 minutes ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
baths but who has time, or the nice bubble bath shit you need ? nevermind
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
um no, hey can we not be gay? okay
39. DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL?
I love school!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
im a fan
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
music my computer painting my nails my sewing machine fabric paint and taco bell
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
no
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
sat in one, yay I got to sit in the drivers seat to stay warm when I was like 10 when I got in an accident yaay …for some reason that made me happy to think of that. The thought that I was almost killed made …….
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
3 times :D
46. IS FREE THE WAY TO BE?
yeah *pinocchio song*
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
nope
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
hazel
49. WHY DO YOU THINK WHITE PEOPLE LOVE WAYNE BRADY SO MUCH?
cause hes a beautiful man, hes funny, highly talented and hes not ghetto muahha
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I love my life!
51. WHO'S BETTER ME OR YOU?
you, I lose everything so you win.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I get de sha vou but im not psychic
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
nope
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I can play mary had a little lamb on my phone…
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
what
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
attempted…
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
no
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girls heart
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Some I guess
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I don’t think I really have a say in that ?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
hah brings back baaaddd 6th grade camp memories
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yeah and I laugh at myself at how gay I am.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY
freezing
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?
gum
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
yup
67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
where the huge bk guy in dancing with his fingers with the lady ?
68. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I shop everywhere
69. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
motion city and the academy
70. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE?
yup
neverrr
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
lover
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
being/feeling left out
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I had 2 lego maniac brothers and owned a couple “girl lego” sets in my day
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
love to hate, hate to love
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAW
more like bite, not chew, thats weird
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
of course
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
what, somehow I feel like I cant win even if I understood the question
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
no, but I did today because my sister was doing her makeup and we were previously watching the sound of music, so naturally we were singing togeth
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
nope, that’s not really on my list of things to do and enjoy…
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
any beach, even if its covered in snow I love the ocean, but id rather be in it than just near it
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
not at all, he has to wait for his audience to laugh, and then if they don’t, he laughs and then everyone else does too cause they don’t want him to feel stupid. Yup.
15. WHY IS GEORGE BUSH SO SURE IRAQ HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
im like peas and ice cream when it comes to politics. ??
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
some what
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
how old is that question?! That was printed on tshirts when I was in 7th grade… get with it
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
no, congradulations if you can, youre surely going far.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
the only child that isn’t loved
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
pens please
23.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUNTING?
stupid people wearing orange in freezing weather. Idiots, perhaps?
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
in the optimistic portion of my mind, but probably not in my future.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no, but I just scribble cause I don’t like writing
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
nothing really, but I think everyone is allergic to me
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
fuck you? Yeah.
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
no, hes definitely dead.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
how are they sad?
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I looove eggs thank you for asking
31. ARE U DUMB?
pretty much
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
who said anything about a sock
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
1233
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
kay, kiki and kayley sue when I was little. Also called susan, Kayla, kayley susan, HAYLEY ?
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
the people, food, floor, EVERYTHING about mcds is gross
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
like 10 minutes ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
baths but who has time, or the nice bubble bath shit you need ? nevermind
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
um no, hey can we not be gay? okay
39. DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL?
I love school!
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
im a fan
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
music my computer painting my nails my sewing machine fabric paint and taco bell
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
no
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
sat in one, yay I got to sit in the drivers seat to stay warm when I was like 10 when I got in an accident yaay …for some reason that made me happy to think of that. The thought that I was almost killed made …….
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
3 times :D
46. IS FREE THE WAY TO BE?
yeah *pinocchio song*
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
nope
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
hazel
49. WHY DO YOU THINK WHITE PEOPLE LOVE WAYNE BRADY SO MUCH?
cause hes a beautiful man, hes funny, highly talented and hes not ghetto muahha
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I love my life!
51. WHO'S BETTER ME OR YOU?
you, I lose everything so you win.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I get de sha vou but im not psychic
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
nope
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I can play mary had a little lamb on my phone…
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
what
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
attempted…
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
no
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girls heart
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Some I guess
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I don’t think I really have a say in that ?
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
hah brings back baaaddd 6th grade camp memories
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
yeah and I laugh at myself at how gay I am.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY
freezing
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH?
gum
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
yup
67. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
where the huge bk guy in dancing with his fingers with the lady ?
68. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I shop everywhere
69. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
motion city and the academy
70. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE?
yup