It's a miscarriage of justice, that's what it is!
Witness the blasphemy of the cover for the 25th anniversary edition of Follow That Bird:
What's the problem, you ask? (If you are asking, you're obviously not a child of the 80s) Well, those who grew up with this fantastic film know that that furry bastard Elmo is in it for all of THREE SECONDS at the very end, in a non-speaking, blink-and-you'll-miss-him role.
I plan to write my congressman.
*grinds teeth*
What's the problem, you ask? (If you are asking, you're obviously not a child of the 80s) Well, those who grew up with this fantastic film know that that furry bastard Elmo is in it for all of THREE SECONDS at the very end, in a non-speaking, blink-and-you'll-miss-him role.
I plan to write my congressman.
*grinds teeth*