Please to be never having a premiere in L.A. again!?
I had seen the list of so-called 'celebrities' slated to attend the L.A. OotP premiere, but wouldn't let myself believe it.
Well now I've seen the pictures, and I must apologise to the cast on behalf of my country. Come ON people, couldn't we at least roll out some B-list people? Hell, usually these things even draw A-listers with kids! But this list? Dear lord, can't they send gift baskets or something to actual stars to get them to attend?!
Among those photographed on the red carpet were (with helpful "where the hell are they from?!) commentary: new tween star-of-the-moment Miley Cyrus, with dad Billy, aka Mr. Achy Breaky Heart; Masi Oka from 'Heroes'; Seth Green (umm..the son from Austin Powers?); Hector Elizando (finally - an actual actor!); Annasophia Robb (no idea); Valerie Bertinelli (anyone remember 'One Day at a Time'?); Greg Grunberg from Alias; Rachel Harris, comedienne seen on every VH1 'I Love the __s' special ever; Jeff Foxworthy, redneck comedian making a comeback by hosting a game show; Andrea Bowen, who plays someone's daughter on 'Desperate Housewives'; Melissa Joan Hart - you know, Sabrina the Teenage Witch - get it?! *headdesk*; Ashley Tisdale, who I wanna say has something to do with Disney & is in that same general category as Miley Cyrus; Antonio Sabato Jr...nope, not even gonna attempt humour here; Alison Sweeney, a staple on...some soap I can't recall; Emily Procter from CSI: Miami; Jon Tenney (with his daughter *I think* by Teri Hatcher...wait, that's the Desp Housewife Julie Bowen plays the daughter of!) of I dunno what; Rick Fox (flora tells me this is a basketball player); Rex Lee (no idea); Danny Nucci (no idea); Eva LaRue from...some soap, I think?
I'm just...I have no idea what I am...
Rob Pattison was also there, looking stoned; actual HP people associated with this film in attendance included the trio, Imelda Staunton, Chris Rankin, David Yates, Michael Goldenberg, David Heyman, & David Barron.
Well now I've seen the pictures, and I must apologise to the cast on behalf of my country. Come ON people, couldn't we at least roll out some B-list people? Hell, usually these things even draw A-listers with kids! But this list? Dear lord, can't they send gift baskets or something to actual stars to get them to attend?!
Among those photographed on the red carpet were (with helpful "where the hell are they from?!) commentary: new tween star-of-the-moment Miley Cyrus, with dad Billy, aka Mr. Achy Breaky Heart; Masi Oka from 'Heroes'; Seth Green (umm..the son from Austin Powers?); Hector Elizando (finally - an actual actor!); Annasophia Robb (no idea); Valerie Bertinelli (anyone remember 'One Day at a Time'?); Greg Grunberg from Alias; Rachel Harris, comedienne seen on every VH1 'I Love the __s' special ever; Jeff Foxworthy, redneck comedian making a comeback by hosting a game show; Andrea Bowen, who plays someone's daughter on 'Desperate Housewives'; Melissa Joan Hart - you know, Sabrina the Teenage Witch - get it?! *headdesk*; Ashley Tisdale, who I wanna say has something to do with Disney & is in that same general category as Miley Cyrus; Antonio Sabato Jr...nope, not even gonna attempt humour here; Alison Sweeney, a staple on...some soap I can't recall; Emily Procter from CSI: Miami; Jon Tenney (with his daughter *I think* by Teri Hatcher...wait, that's the Desp Housewife Julie Bowen plays the daughter of!) of I dunno what; Rick Fox (flora tells me this is a basketball player); Rex Lee (no idea); Danny Nucci (no idea); Eva LaRue from...some soap, I think?
I'm just...I have no idea what I am...
Rob Pattison was also there, looking stoned; actual HP people associated with this film in attendance included the trio, Imelda Staunton, Chris Rankin, David Yates, Michael Goldenberg, David Heyman, & David Barron.