[Mistletoe]
idont_fightfair and
smashes_houses used with permission
“Get a room,” Emmett crowed as he walked into the room. It was almost instinct at this point. He didn’t actually have to see Jacob and Nessie making out underneath the mistletoe to spur the comment.
However, they were in fact making out under the mistletoe. It always started out as a kiss but the kisses quickly became racier because Jacob had to pick Nessie up to kiss her. Her arms went around his neck and her legs around his waist and well…they ended up prompting Emmett to tell them to get a room.
Jacob set Nessie back on her feet with a disgruntled glare to Emmett. “Don’t you have a wife to kiss under the mistletoe too? Think you’re slacking, Emmett.”
“You kidding? Rose had to go rest after our last ‘kiss’ under the mistletoe,” Emmett joked as he tossed himself onto the couch, half reclining. He grabbed the remote and started flipping through channels.
“It’s payback, Emmett. All these Christmas’ I’ve watched you and Rose, Esme and Carlisle, Dad and Mom and even Jasper and Alice kiss under the mistletoe. All those gagging noises and ewwws…yup. Payback. Also, I have a really hot husband,” Nessie teased.
“That smells,” Emmett quipped back, a grin spread across his face. “Seriously. Go knock down a house that’s not this one.”
“Maybe we already have,” Nessie said, sticking her tongue out at Emmett.
Emmett looked up at her and then over at Jacob. He rolled his eyes and grinned. “Fine. I’ll get Jazz, Carlisle and Edward together. We’ll go fix it later.”
“Thank you!” Nessie quipped as she walked over, bent at the waist and kissed Emmett’s cheek. “Don’t tell Jasper, you’re the best uncle,” she whispered in his ear, well aware almost anyone in their house could hear anyway. It didn’t matter. She always told Jasper that he was the best uncle and not to tell Emmett.
Emmett beamed at her and ruffled her hair. “I know,” he told her.
“In the mean time…” Jacob interrupted, pointing up to the chandelier above his head festooned with mistletoe.