LOST!!
I love it when I have no idea what's going on. Seriously.
OMFG THEY REALLY DID FIND THE REMAINS OF 815. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Okay why is this guy crying? Did he know someone on the plane?
And holy shit it's the same guy, now on the island.
"My name is Daniel Faraday. I'm here to rescue you." And why do I not believe him? He lacks credibility, really.
Eli Stone is really, really terrible. I can't believe so many people watched it.
Ok George was worried about being on speaker. I really don't like this, at all.
How is it daylight where Locke is when we just saw Daniel, Jack and Kate walking in total darkness? Damn, I hate that shit.
VINCENT! Just like Mr. Muggles on Heroes, he is the key to it all. Trufax.
Heh the look on Ben's face when Hurley slipped up about the cabin was CLASSIC.
"I got them from Walt". Okay, now everyone is going to think he's insane, though we know he's telling the truth.
Sayid has doubts, it looks like. Gooood.
HO SHIT DANIEL HAS A MASK LIKE THE ONES USED IN THE PURGE AGAINST THE DHARMA PEOPLE. BAAAADNESS.
KNEW IT. Rescuing them is NOT their primary objective.
"What, like a giant??" HAH SAWYER ILU.
Good thing Locke doesn't have a kidney then, isn't it? I'm bettin' Ben knew that and wasn't necessarily planning on killing him, though I sure thought that was his intent when the episode originally aired.
Hmm so they do know, or suspect, that the castaways had something to do with Naomi's death. Or at least this Miles guy does.
Mmmm salsa con queso is so good. Perfect TV-watching food. Of course, anything is perfect TV-watching food to a pregnant woman.
WTFuckery?! What is that thing? It looks like a Dirt Devil but it's not.
Oh shit, he can see ghosts, or communicate with them? I'd bet that that thing helps with that.
Money, heroin...hmmm.
AH FUCK NAOMI USED A CODE. Oh boy. And ghost whisperer here is gonna get to the bottom of this ish.
BEN IS AWESOME. I really really like him and his manipulative ways.
Oh c'mon Ben, like you're SURPRISED that you're getting your ass beat??
Locke should not speak up for Ben, really. As Sawyer knows.
Is he praying, or trying to commune with her spirit? It'll be so interesting to see how he feels about the rest of the spirits of the island.
I sort of love it when Jack mans up, as much as I hate him. "I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" Awesome, truly.
I bet this flashback is about this new woman, Charlotte, that they're looking for. She's French? No, okay, British. An archaeologist?
A POLAR BEAR. IN THE DESERT. WHUT. OMGWTFPOLARBEAR?
DHARMA SYMBOL ON IT'S COLLAR. With the Hydra station symbol. My gods, I love this show.
Oh shit, she's GOTTA be hurt. That just looks no good at all.
OH SHIT!!! At least she fell in the water. That's a plus.
And she runs into Locke's group first. This ain't gonna go well, is it?
"Don't tell em my last name." Defensive, is he?
What an ASSHOLE.
Charlotte is really, really pretty.
Is she running from Locke's group? Ohhh she's not running at all I'd bet. And yup, there's Vincent with her phone.
B-B-BUT THERE WAS NO WRECKAGE THAT DIDN'T LAND ON THE ISLAND. GOD THIS SHOW.
OK so the pilot is a different guy than the guy they're showing. I knew that wasn't Greg Grunberg.
Oh shit HE was supposed to be flying the plane, WTFFFF.
COW! ON THE ISLAND! COOOOWWWWW!!
Oh damn, his phone is broked.
A flare, nifty.
OH FUCK BEN JUST SHOT HER WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL.
OH THANK GOODNESS SHE WAS WEARING KEVLAR CAUSE I LIKE HER.
Cool, he landed the chopper. Which means possibly that somebody might leave. I think that we'll at least see Claire and Aaron get on to it, because as we know, Desmond's visions always come true. Except when he does shit to change it.
OMFG THEY WERE WORKING FOR MATTHEW ABBADON OMFG THAT IS COMPLETELY AWESOME. WOOOOW. I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.
SHUT UP MILES, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
Minkowski can't come to the phone. Hmmm.
Here we go, they're gonna start Other hunting. A "native" according to the other guy.
THEY'RE THERE FOR BEN OMGWTF OMGWTF.
Are they REALLY going to kill him?
Ah, here comes a Ben info-dump, no they won't kill him.
Ben is NOT going to tell you what the Monster is, you dummy.
He knows Charlotte's name and ALL of her information? WHAT THE HELL HOW.
He knows about all of the others too, WHAT.
So Ben KNEW that they wanted him. And once again, I have to ask how.
WAIT WHAT NO IT CAN'T END THERE.
HE HAS A MAN ON THEIR BOAT WHAT THE HELL.
OH GOD PROMO HOW I LOVE YOU PROMOS.