Yay! Botscam!

Mar 04, 2009 14:58

Well, it seems that yet another bot's made its way onto my LJ list and it's got quite a lot of nice things to say if you were a sex driven-teenager with a credit card and an IQ of 2.5.

I don't know who dreamed up this thing but the trap is quite obvious, they didn't even bother to put in varied responses which, now that I think about it, is kinda nice 'cause you can say whatever you want. The conversation went as follows:

Lethias says:
hey

Cathryn says:
hey, Age/Sex/Location? =)

Lethias says:
immortal/all/Draconien region of Asgoth

Cathryn says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Lethias says:
welcome to the daily life of a nympho clan bot, eh?

Cathryn says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Lethias says:
Wow, lucky me! Am I the freaking man or what? I mean, seriosly, just my mere image repells womens clothing

Cathryn says:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE

Lethias says:
Baby, it doesn't even matter if I tell anyone, it takes crazy amounts of awesome to repel clothes with the force of an F-5 hurricane

Cathryn says:
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localroomcam.com/jessica fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!

Lethias says:
Nay, I think joing up would be bad... not because you'd use my credit card to put me into horrendus amounts of debt but because the sheer amazingness of my digital presense would cause all your servers to crash simultaniously and then your minitors wouk explode into liquid fire.

Cathryn says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?

Lethias says:
If I went there it'd be like the end of Terminator 2, just on a grader scale. I'm sure they wouldn't be worried about that lil tidbit

Cathryn says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Lethias says:
For free? Why thank you ^^ You know, out of all the others you were always my favourite prostitute

Cathryn says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localroomcam.com/jessica

................

Suprisingly enough I'm certain it's netted them a lot of $ from stupid teens, my only problem is where the heck would it have gotten my freaking e-mail address? This is the second one from the same site to add me =/

And if you think I've perposefully been there before; the answer is no =P

-BTW, just in case: DO NOT pull out your credit card and go to the link!!
-Lethias
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