More Director's Cut!
I know most of y'all have got it already but we poor souls in the antipodes have another eight days to wait - so, to content myself in this trying time, I have taken to having this gif open at all times...
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I KIND OF CRIED IN THE STORE. IN FRONT OF MY OLD ENGLISH TEACHER WHO HAD JUST TAKEN ME TO GOLD CLASS TO SEE HARRY POTTER WHICH WAS THE WEIRDEST FRAKKING MOVIE OUTING OF MY LIFE LET ME TELL YOU (OF WHICH OLD ENGLISH TEACHER DO I SPEAK? *DUN DUN DUUNNNNN* WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE DYING OF SUSPENSE, SO I'LL TELL YOU NOW IT WASN'T THE HOT ONE DAMMIT.)
I WANT MY FIGURINES SO HARD. LIKE CRASHING AND BURNING. LIKE SNOWY OWL SUITS. LIKE HOVER SEGWAYS. LIKE ALAN MOORE'S BEARD NEEDS A COMB. I JUST WANT THEM IN MY LIIIIIFE. *EPIC SAD FACE TO SHAME NITE OWL'S SNOWY ASPLODEY SAD FACE OF SADNESS*
I think you should totally make a Hover Segway anyway. Preferably two. I call dibs on cosplaying Rorschach. Sexy girl Rorschach in my blue tweed fedora. *facepalm* No figurines has obviously snapped what was left of my sanity. Also Draco in a properly peroxided white hair with black tie/black/shirt/black suit combo = hawt brain breaking damn. I'll totally go see HP again if you haven't seen it yet - also? Michael Gambon? Is a crack addled demanding sexy bitch for the entire movie. Where has he been all my life? And Alan RIckman discovered shampoo! And the results are feathered and strokeable! Basically... the whole thing is a noirish slash fest. It's beautiful.
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What are your options? Shall we investigate Borders? Or the interwebs?
Why are you seeing movies with old English teachers? Is it the one who promised you that aide thing than ran away to Japan? Because I still retroactively hate him...
LOL, Harry Potter. I have seen. Dumbledore is pimp, fo sho. You haven't read the last two book s right? You really should, hes even more hilarious in print form.
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I think I shall have to investigate the interwebs. I checked at Borders last night - no luck. :( (I mean, I know there is more than one store, but I've been to a few, and all they have is Ozymandias. Look on his figurine and despair, ye!)
LOL! Richard. No. Different Old English Teacher. This was my Primary School (!) one. Oh man, I really am a teachercrush whore, aren't I? I wonder how all of this will look on my academic record... Hurm...
Narcissa's hair was so epic, I wanted to marry it. Victory rolls with a Sweeney Todd colour scheme? Fucking A! Work it, fierce bitch! What's her name though, Helen McRory? Totally made me want to watch North Square - took me out of the moment a little :) Whhhhhhhhy did there have to be zombies though? Why why why? Drowned, pasty, hairy zombies! (That scene was almost my favourite though. Whoa Dumbley - with the whacked out ambient sound and the epic cinematography and Dumbledore playing with fire? I squeed so hard I almost spilt my Long Island Iced Tea - go go Goldclass!)
I haven't read the last two books. Almost want to now. Almost. If you tell me there are lots of long and loving descriptions of Draco's dazzling sartorial choices I'll be all over them though. Unf. Tom Felton, it was a long time coming, but you finally did it, boyo, I'm proud of you. Holy hell man, also? His scene with Harry in the bathroom - then with the bleeding and the Snape-remedy and the eagle-eye camera shot and then the super-close-ups and the wet spiky white hair? Yeah, that one was my favourite scene.
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