"Here I go and I don't know why-I fell so ceaselessly-could it be he's taking over me?"

[letheron]

I used to think that being seperated by only three degrees from Ozzy Osbourne was pretty freaking ace but, oh no, today I have gone better So. Much. Better.



1. Me
2. My brother
3. My brother's friend Jon



4. My brother's friend Jon was married to Diablo Cody
5. Diablo Cody must know Ellen Page
6. Ellen Page knows Patrick Wilson from that sterling example of cinema: 'Hard Candy'


Patrick 'Um, Ew' Wilson, bitches!



Which means... and oh my god you know what's coming, right?

I'm like *this close* to...

JACKIE



EARLE



HALEY!



O_O



*dies of happiness*