Plaisir D'Amour
Bitch, please. Humans? Vermin.
Batchelor vampire cooking skills. Nice to know some things carry over from being human.
Is it just me - or does he look really ill? Probably just thirsty? Holding out for that undeserving wench Sookie? Also - look how steely his eyes are, in contrast to the anxious/sorrowful cast of his brow - enthralling the vermin? CHECK.
Tabasco sauce Eric. That's HOT to you. And how do they expect us to watch this show, to pay any attention, when they flaunt these arms just so? Glory glory glory be to Eric! Hallelujah!
Burger munching Rene with more ruffled hair than usual in shortpant overalls and being all cute and takin' out his repressed anger because he hasn't had a proper, erm, outlet recently. Omg, so cute! Short pants!
Also, how mush did that scene with Jason beating on Hoyt slay me? It slayed me heaps. Poor, bid, dumb, faithful, wounded adorable Hoyt - I love ya, baby.
I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK THEN. Hahaha! Poor desperate Sam, I love you too.
Dork of the Episode award. At least he didn't get naked this time. And your golf skills suck. Go back and live in the ground!
Do I even hafta explain? Just---so---can't---arms---tall!---broad---swaggery---"It's even more depressing than I thought it would be"---cleft-chin---blonde---VIKING! Oh my stars...
Incidentally, when he says "A word of advice---" More specifically, when he says "Advice", yeah, when he says that... *dies a little on the inside*
My epic love of coupons has so totally been legitimised. I frickin' love you, Eric. "Come to my club, little vermin, or I shall stamp (or dazzle) you to death." And you, Pam, Queen of snickers and Bitch, Please, are just getting better and better - "Allow me." *shivers* *in a really good way.*
Oh puppy love, my puppy love
I need you, oh how I need you
But all you do is treat me bad
Break my heart and leave me sad
Tell me, what did I do wrong
To make you stay away so long? ♥
In conclusion: brain melted somewhat from the megawattage gorgeousness of coupon Eric.
Still need less naked Jason - but his growing confidence with the vampire man is super sweet.
Need more Terry! Terry & Hoyt forever.
Bill needs to never, ever, wear leather.
I want Sam to sleep on the end of my bed - on the end, or, y'know, wherever...
Pam needs to be in it much more, mmm.
And I want a gracious plentitude of Eric - NOW. Please. :)