Evaluation Results
Survey No.1
In the realms of medieval fantasy
1. You are walking in a field of rolling green grass and the wind is blowing soothingly upon your face when you see a box in the middle of the field. Is it
a. Open?
b. Closed?
2. As you walk by the box, you notice a horse patiently chewing grass. What color is it?
a. White
b. Brown
c. Black
3. A magical flight of steps appears before your eyes. Mesmerized, you notice that the staircase is leading
a. Up
b. Down
4. Unable to fight your burning curiosity, you take the flight of steps and enter a forest. It is hot but you walk on before realizing you have to cross a river to carry on your journey. The river is
a. Gushing along madly
b. Flowing at a normal pace
c. Meandering slowly.
5. When you have finished your meal, you feel tired and sleepy. So you trudge along the forest path until you spot a cottage. Upon entering the house, you see a wine glass. To what extent is the glass filled with wine?
I would not touch the glass as it has not been identified who this house belongs to and therefore, it could have been planted in an attempt to poison or drug the unexpected intruder. Any possibility can take place from this point, rape, torture, murder. No one leaves wine out in the open to heat instead of being served chilled or room temperature and if it was still in the transition then they are lurking in wait for you to take the bait to implement their plans.
6. You spend a night in the cottage and after waking up the next morning, you step out into the bright day and see a lake in the distance. How many swans are there in the pond?
There are not swans in the pond. A cottage in the woods is a perfect location to make an assault and due to the sloppiness of people around, the swans would have been considered target practice.
If you are a girl, go to the next question. If you are a guy, go to question 9.
Survey No. 2
What would you do first if you were in a situation where:
* The baby is crying.
Leave it be. Calming it down would draw suspsions.
* The clothes are hanging outside and it has started to rain.
Clothes can make good cover except when wet. Avoid at all cost
* The water is running from the tap.
Another distraction
* The doorbell is ringing.
Prepare and await the person lurking behind. Do not look through the keyhole being that it is expected. If you are not expecting company, check surroundings to see if there are anyone closing in, then if not, take leave out the back and take them from behind with a silencer.
* The phone is ringing.
Lines could be tapped by federal authorities. Speaking in multiple languages with give them the guise of the wrong number. Do not speak afterwards as the room may be wired for sound.
Survey No. 3
Human resource department
This is a real test given by the human relations department at many of the major corporations today.
It's only ten simple questions, so... Grab a pencil and paper and keep track of your answers.
1. When do you feel your best?
a. In the morning
b. During the afternoon and early evening
c. Late at night
2. You usually walk
a. Fairly fast, with long steps
b. Fairly fast, with short, quick steps
c. Less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
d. Less fast, head down
e. Very slowly
3. When talking to people you
a. Stand with your arms folded
b. Have your hands clasped
c. Have one or both your hands on your hips
d. Touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e. Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with
a. Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b. Your legs crossed
c. Your legs stretched out or straight
d. One leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with
a. A big, appreciative laugh
b. A laugh, but not a loud one
c. A quiet chuckle
d. A sheepish smile
e. ............
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you
a. Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b. Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c. Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..
a. Welcome the break
b. Feel extremely irritated
c. Vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a. Red or orange
b. Black
c. Yellow or light blue
d. Green
e. Dark blue or purple
f. White
g. Brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
a. Stretched out on your back
b. Stretched out face down on your stomach
c. On your side, slightly curled
d. With your head on one arm
e. With your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are
a. Falling
b. Fighting or struggling
c. Searching for something or somebody
d. Flying or floating
e. You usually have dreamless sleep
f. Your dreams are always pleasant
Survey No. 4
How do you look at love?
Scenarios that attempt to explain your outlook on love.
1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
a. Rabbit
b. Sheep
c. Deer
d. Horse
2. If you had to be an animal which one would you choose?
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Snake
3. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
a. Lion
b. Snake
c. Crocodile
d. Shark
4. If one of the following animals could speak which would you prefer it to be?
a. Sheep
b. Horse
c. Rabbit
d. Bird
5. On an isolated island you can only have one of the following as your companion, which one would you choose?
a. Human
b. Pig
c. Cow
d. Bird
6. If you had the ability to tame all animals, which would you prefer as a pet?
a. Dinosaur
b. White tiger
c. Polar bear
d. Leopard
7. If you could be an animal for 5 minutes which of the following would you prefer to be?
a. Lion
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Pigeon
Test 05
Professional pragmatic self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
Test 06
According to experts, my personality type is :
Border Line Psycho Killer
Other people like me display these traits.
They have webbed feet They voted for bush They have nose hair They have 6 fingers on each hand Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.
Test 08
((OOC: thank fuck I didn't take that at work))
Test 09
Outcome C - The Scientist.
Based on the descriptions you chose, you have quite a unique mind. You are creative, introverted, and find it hard to meet new people. You are constantly looking for new methods and ideas, and find excitement in learning.
In the realms of medieval fantasy
1. You are walking in a field of rolling green grass and the wind is blowing soothingly upon your face when you see a box in the middle of the field. Is it
a. Open?
b. Closed?
2. As you walk by the box, you notice a horse patiently chewing grass. What color is it?
a. White
b. Brown
c. Black
3. A magical flight of steps appears before your eyes. Mesmerized, you notice that the staircase is leading
a. Up
b. Down
4. Unable to fight your burning curiosity, you take the flight of steps and enter a forest. It is hot but you walk on before realizing you have to cross a river to carry on your journey. The river is
a. Gushing along madly
b. Flowing at a normal pace
c. Meandering slowly.
5. When you have finished your meal, you feel tired and sleepy. So you trudge along the forest path until you spot a cottage. Upon entering the house, you see a wine glass. To what extent is the glass filled with wine?
I would not touch the glass as it has not been identified who this house belongs to and therefore, it could have been planted in an attempt to poison or drug the unexpected intruder. Any possibility can take place from this point, rape, torture, murder. No one leaves wine out in the open to heat instead of being served chilled or room temperature and if it was still in the transition then they are lurking in wait for you to take the bait to implement their plans.
6. You spend a night in the cottage and after waking up the next morning, you step out into the bright day and see a lake in the distance. How many swans are there in the pond?
There are not swans in the pond. A cottage in the woods is a perfect location to make an assault and due to the sloppiness of people around, the swans would have been considered target practice.
If you are a girl, go to the next question. If you are a guy, go to question 9.
Survey No. 2
What would you do first if you were in a situation where:
* The baby is crying.
Leave it be. Calming it down would draw suspsions.
* The clothes are hanging outside and it has started to rain.
Clothes can make good cover except when wet. Avoid at all cost
* The water is running from the tap.
Another distraction
* The doorbell is ringing.
Prepare and await the person lurking behind. Do not look through the keyhole being that it is expected. If you are not expecting company, check surroundings to see if there are anyone closing in, then if not, take leave out the back and take them from behind with a silencer.
* The phone is ringing.
Lines could be tapped by federal authorities. Speaking in multiple languages with give them the guise of the wrong number. Do not speak afterwards as the room may be wired for sound.
Survey No. 3
Human resource department
This is a real test given by the human relations department at many of the major corporations today.
It's only ten simple questions, so... Grab a pencil and paper and keep track of your answers.
1. When do you feel your best?
a. In the morning
b. During the afternoon and early evening
c. Late at night
2. You usually walk
a. Fairly fast, with long steps
b. Fairly fast, with short, quick steps
c. Less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
d. Less fast, head down
e. Very slowly
3. When talking to people you
a. Stand with your arms folded
b. Have your hands clasped
c. Have one or both your hands on your hips
d. Touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e. Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with
a. Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b. Your legs crossed
c. Your legs stretched out or straight
d. One leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with
a. A big, appreciative laugh
b. A laugh, but not a loud one
c. A quiet chuckle
d. A sheepish smile
e. ............
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you
a. Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b. Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c. Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..
a. Welcome the break
b. Feel extremely irritated
c. Vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a. Red or orange
b. Black
c. Yellow or light blue
d. Green
e. Dark blue or purple
f. White
g. Brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
a. Stretched out on your back
b. Stretched out face down on your stomach
c. On your side, slightly curled
d. With your head on one arm
e. With your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are
a. Falling
b. Fighting or struggling
c. Searching for something or somebody
d. Flying or floating
e. You usually have dreamless sleep
f. Your dreams are always pleasant
Survey No. 4
How do you look at love?
Scenarios that attempt to explain your outlook on love.
1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
a. Rabbit
b. Sheep
c. Deer
d. Horse
2. If you had to be an animal which one would you choose?
a. Dog
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Snake
3. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
a. Lion
b. Snake
c. Crocodile
d. Shark
4. If one of the following animals could speak which would you prefer it to be?
a. Sheep
b. Horse
c. Rabbit
d. Bird
5. On an isolated island you can only have one of the following as your companion, which one would you choose?
a. Human
b. Pig
c. Cow
d. Bird
6. If you had the ability to tame all animals, which would you prefer as a pet?
a. Dinosaur
b. White tiger
c. Polar bear
d. Leopard
7. If you could be an animal for 5 minutes which of the following would you prefer to be?
a. Lion
b. Cat
c. Horse
d. Pigeon
Test 05
Professional pragmatic self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
Test 06
According to experts, my personality type is :
Border Line Psycho Killer
Other people like me display these traits.
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.
Test 08
((OOC: thank fuck I didn't take that at work))
Test 09
Outcome C - The Scientist.
Based on the descriptions you chose, you have quite a unique mind. You are creative, introverted, and find it hard to meet new people. You are constantly looking for new methods and ideas, and find excitement in learning.